What did the teeny tiny blanket have over the large quilt?
It was Microsoft.
I stumbled across a teeny tiny pepper on my way inside.
It was a little chilly outside.
What's smaller than a teeny weenie flea?
A flea's teeny weenie.
A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
What's ET short for?
Because he has little legs.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini
Who discovered the smallest country in the world?
[in teeny tiny voice] micro polo
