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Decorated for Christmas with puns and tiny hats reddit.com/gallery/kkha7r
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgpostbox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Radiation causing tiny ripples in water

Micro waves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazedInventor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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You want the names of the tiny shrimp secret agents?

Sure, I could tell you...but then I’d have to krill you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who makes comics out of tiny colourful plastic discs?

He is a sequintial artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedd-the-Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I really don’t like tiny windmills

Not a big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?

They were in four mints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My friend called me in a panic and shouted, β€œAn evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...

...he’s really a big lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flamingkitten101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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How do tiny Japanese dogs say hello?

Konichihuahua.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I got a new pet lizard, I named him Tiny....

because he’s my newt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarafina_312
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What happens when someone with a tiny voice gets angry?

^ᡗʰᡉʸ ^ʸᡉˑˑ ^ʳᡉᡃˑˑʸ ^Λ‘α΅’α΅˜α΅ˆα΅Ž

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What veggie should you avoid buying if your fridge is tiny?

Don't buy any kind of fungi. They take up too mushroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrobeOfWar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.

That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cryingcactuso
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What washes up on tiny shores?

Microwaves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhladczuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call tiny dead crustaceans on the highway?

Roadkrill.

(My eight-year-old came up with this one all on his own.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonheese
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...

They're fairyfocals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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A buddy of mine has a new hobby where he dresses up salmon in tiny outfits and takes pictures of them.

He says its like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mchead22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Tiny biscuit pizzas and my kid...

My 8yo daughter and I were adding ingredients to the biscuit pizzas before putting in them in the oven. I told her to...

Me: put black olives on em.

Her: dad?....

Me: yes

Her: on Olive them?

I was was so proud 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brokenbyher2019
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a tiny wave?

A microwave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NancyWinner
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, β€œTiny!" My kid laughed and asked, β€œWhat an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, β€œBecause...he’s my newt!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What’s tiny and can be found on the beach?

A Microwave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Jorik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What Do You Call An Unusually Tiny Plane?

A MIG-Jet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MichiMichu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I bought these textured gloves earlier but got a tiny bit of blue paint on them

Guess you could say I’m feeling a little blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gavanthino
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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My math teacher walked into the classroom, wrote a tiny number "7" on the board, then walked back out again.

I thought, that's a little odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What do you call a tiny phycic who has escaped from prison

A small medium at large

I'll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roadmemorial
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.

No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridik_ulass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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A tiny boi he is...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EZ25-bnet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I used to know this huge dumb guy named Tiny who was addicted to oxycodone.

He was an oxymoron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theman250
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why would anyone fill a box with 2000 tiny pieces of cardboard.

I'm puzzled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I heard Congress was overrun with tiny lizards last week.

Turned out it was Fake Newts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoozin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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An accident at the local miniature horse factory caused a tiny horse to get stuck on a worker's rectum.

Doctors describe his condition as(s) stable.

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How do you cut a tiny pizza?

With Little Caesar's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glyph-bellchime
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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What do you call it when you eat a tiny bit of another person?

A cannibble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrinceCheddar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I made a lady laugh at work. I asked her why she was returning these kids clothes and she said she husband didn't like them. I replied that he must be very tiny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I've just started a business where I weigh tiny objects.

It's a small scale operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I had a pet newt once, I called him Tiny

Because he was my newt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurboAxolotl
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vamshikrrish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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My best friend called me and said "An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don't know what to do!"

I drove all the way to his house just to find out he's just a big fucking lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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My friends and I started a business where we weigh really tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I just started my own business where we weigh tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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