A SMALL CARTOON MAN.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASmallCartoonMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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A SMALL CARTOON MAN.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASmallCartoonMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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A SMALL CARTOON MAN.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASmallCartoonMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RushilPc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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A SMALL CARTOON MAN.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASmallCartoonMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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One small Step for Humanity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacknight68
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Doctor: "Relax David, It's just a small surgery. Don't panic!!"

Me: "But my name isn't David."

Doctor: "I know, I'm David."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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I just have a small joke about a pencil.

Never mind there is no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edward_vi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What’s a small mosque in Tijuana called?

A Mosquito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksdesh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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That costume is too small to be a harp!

Are you calling me a lyre?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordhillman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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At camp this year, I had to ring a small bell right at daybreak...

It was a dawn ting task.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What do you get if you put a chicken strip in a small fridge?

A mini bar tender!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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I have a terrible fear of very small greenhouses

I’m closhtraphobic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tony-2112
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. Be great if I had a related joke...

Wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devolime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Taking a picture of big foot is no small feat.

Feat sounds like feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4zio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?

A mosque-ito

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I went to a costume party dressed as a harp. The host said my costume was too small to be a harp.

I replied, "Are you calling me a lyre?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.

He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodWillPower
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I owed my friend $20 so I gave a few dollars, some loose change, and a few small pieces of fried chicken

It was all legal tender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I made myself a small open pie filled with sliced apples and sugar, but I misplaced it shortly after. Suddenly I was no longer hungry

I'd completely lost my appletart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Small Pepper needs a blanket

Dad: Can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him?
He's a little chilli!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_in_who_ung
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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you know why I don’t like eating small types of fish

because they are little fishy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaiddortegaa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Those small packets of ketchup are here because the big bottles didn't know what a condiment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What type of waves appear on small beaches?

Microwaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakesowdy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I used to get small shocks every time I touched metal objects, but I don't anymore.

I'm just ex-static.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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A little too small

Why can't you surf microwaves?? Cause they are too small

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gold-Might-948
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What do you call a story about a small horse?

A pony tale!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarfleetRebel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I waited all afternoon to get my Covid vaccine in our small remote village, by the time it was my turn, they were administering them by candlelight...

I’m really not sure how effective they are, seems as if they are a shot in the dark.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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A small rodent lives in a apartment next to my computer keyboard.

It’s his mouse pad.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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9 times out of 10 a carnivore will choose a small space rock over human flesh...

Because the rock is a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot4601
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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It's a small world Timmy

but I wouldn't want to paint it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tool_Time_Tim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I'd like to share a small victory with you all today

^(victory)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_vance
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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From my son: What do you call a small Embassy?

An Ember-lake

I'm so proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikemacd42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What’s small, brown, and really, really, sticky?

... a stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finneagan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BedHeadBread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What did the big chimney say to the small chimney

You’re too young to smoke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Scientists have developed a microscopic needle that is too small to be seen by the naked eye...

I just don't see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrannyLow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What washes up on the shores of small beaches?

Microwaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sometimesmyself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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A small boy went to sex ed class and then asked his father

is this a dad joke? No, son, its not. he replied. Can we stop it with all the sex jokes please? they aren't dad jokes and probably belong in plain old /r/jokes.

Sorry for the anti joke here, but its really getting old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGotSkills
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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My buddy Neil decided to get into a new kind of business designing keyholes for small houses

So we gave him the nickname shack keyhole Neil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Runningforbeer343
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Why are French omelettes small?

Because in France one egg is an oeuf.

(My children are not laughing)

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What do you say to a small onion that has helped you?

Thanks shallot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yotapata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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A thief in a small town stole all the toilets...

Police issued a statement saying they had 'nothing to go on'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I am waiting to recover from injuries caused by a small sharp tool:

Time heals awl wounds.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Legoland

The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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making it this far has been no small feet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/antifool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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