What washes up on the shores of small beaches?
making it this far has been no small feet
How is a small municipality governed?
By an Itty Bitty City Committee
What philosopher appealed to only a small, select group of people?
What did the big boob say to the small boob?
Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
What did Apple call the small country they bought off the coast of Wales?
What's a small, carnivorous mammal's favorite mafia game?
I used to work in a small infantry division that lost its heavy artillery budget...
...It really was a tankless job.
I got sick at this small hotel in Madrid.
I got sick at this small hotel in Madrid.
I called the front desk and they told me they had a doctor on staff.
After he made me feel better, I told him I was amazed that such a small place had a doctor.
He nodded and said "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INN PHYSICIAN!!!!
What state is famously known for selling small soft drinks?
Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??
A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Legoland
The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small flashlight
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
Doctor: Relax, David. It’s just a small surgery, don’t panic.
Me: my name isn’t David.
Doctor: I know. I’m David.
We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small
It took us a while to work out a proper resolution
What do you call a small mother in the UK?
What do you get when you mix alcohol with pressure in a small space?
What did the small pepper say to the big pepper?
What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?
One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
The Mafia killed a man in a rice field because of a dispute over a small trinket
It was a knick-knack paddy whack
I hate living inside a small fungus...
I have an irrational fear of being in a small room, packed with Germans.
I told my doctor and he said I have Klaustrophobia.
I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.
Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.
Two British monks set up a small snack stand at the parish fair.
They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was
the chip monk!
My friend who worked at an orange soda factory said they had small boats in thier factory
I heard they go sailing on the hi-c's
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
I’m not the mouth, the stomach, the small or large intestines
Why did the small pepper wear a sweater?
My girlfriend awoke and said she dreamed she was a small sailboat...
I replied, "well, you've always been a little dinghy!"
The old lady who lives next door keeps talking about a small deep-ground reservoir...
My friend has peg on his short sleeve shirt for balancing small white balls on when he wants to whack them with a club...
He always wears his tee-shirt when golfing.
I just got back from an animal park and I was disappointed there was only a small dog there.
I work with a small town search and rescue. We recently had a guy visiting from the big city to do some kayaking on the river.
He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.
The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.
He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, it’s a small zoo. They only have one animal. It’s a dog.
What do you call a small Mexican Muslim?
I read a story that a kid crashed a small airplane and survived.
Why don't we make the whole plane out of that kid?
Someone told me to work my calves out because my legs were too small
I still don’t know how it was supposed to help, but my calves ran away.
I miss Luigi and Maria.
How did the Italian Dessert Chef protect her small horse from COVID?
Huh? Why does my son carry around a small pickaxe?
How is a small municipality governed?
By an itty bitty city committee
What do you call a small mum?
What do you call a small mom
A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...
So I gave him a glass of water...
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