Smaller babies may be delivered by storks.....
... but the heavier ones need a crane .
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︎ Jan 06 2021
My mother is much smaller than me. I'm not sure how tall she is...
...But I know she's the minimum height.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What do you call a smaller version of a chair?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do you call it when you make yogurt drinks smaller?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount".
The possibilities are: end, less.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
which sea creature wants smaller batteries?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I wonder if I'll get smaller when I'm a therapist
Cause then I'll be a shrink
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︎ Aug 23 2020
People have been able to change their big weddings to smaller affairs during the pandemic. But melons don't have that luxury.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
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︎ Jul 21 2020
My next door neighbour told me that every morning when he measures his allotment, it is a couple of inches smaller than the day before.
I think he is slowly losing the plot...
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︎ Jun 05 2020
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Our church just replaced our giant wood pulpit for a smaller metal pulpit that is equally heavy.
We are now a heavy metal church.
We will be introducing Black Sabbath to our worship set soon.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I kept cutting my sausage into smaller and smaller identical pieces.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Do you know whatβs smaller than a planet?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
When they crunch the numbers, shouldnβt they get smaller?
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Don't worry the spider is smaller than you
Well yeah, and so is a grenade
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Today I drove to work and because of the chaotic traffic I ran my car into another man's. As he got out of the car I saw he was a gentleman of the smaller persuasion, a dwarf. He said "I'm not happy."
I asked "Which one are you then?"
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︎ Jun 25 2018
The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.
The police are saying that heβs still at large.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
What number is smaller than 5?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Iβm gonna start selling bras that make womenβs breasts look smaller
Weβre calling it βSpanx for the Mammariesβ
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Youβre walking down the road and you feel something in your shoe. You take off your shoe and find a smaller shoe inside. What would be the only way to describe that?
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︎ Apr 18 2018
I just finished reading a book called "Like oranges but smaller"
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︎ Jun 15 2017
Which continent is smaller than Europe?
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︎ Aug 29 2018
Smaller desert plates should be called platelets.
That'd be bloody brilliant.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Whatβs smaller than a piece of wood?
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︎ Sep 18 2018
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
What do you call a smaller version of a British mother?
A minimum.
*Applies to Aus, NZ, and Canada too. Basically if you're not from the US and live in an English speaking country.
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︎ Nov 07 2014
ringolio comments on [North Texas] Found this guy and a smaller, lighter colored one on my car after a short but hard rain
reddit.com/r/whatsthisbugβ¦
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︎ Nov 11 2015
What's something you can always cut bigger but never smaller?
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︎ Apr 11 2017
Customer at work paid with $100 bill and ask for his change in smaller bills...
Sorry sir, all the bills are the same size.
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︎ Mar 04 2016
What's smaller than a teeny weenie flea?
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︎ Aug 17 2015
What's smaller than an ants mouth?
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︎ Jun 25 2014
At work we have to transfer tea into smaller pitchers near the end of all shifts.
Someone asked "how many Sweets(sweet tea pitchers) are there?" another person replied, "there are only a few sweets." Without being part of the conversation, I corrected them with "I'm pretty sure there more than 'only a few' in Sweden."
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︎ Dec 29 2014
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Smaller babies get delivered by the stork
Bigger babies need a crane
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork....
But, the heavier ones need a crane.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork...
but the heavier ones need a crane.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
but the heavier ones need a crane.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
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