Tiny hawk
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Radiation causing tiny ripples in water
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My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
You want the names of the tiny shrimp secret agents?
Sure, I could tell you...but then Iβd have to krill you.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Did you hear about the guy who makes comics out of tiny colourful plastic discs?
He is a sequintial artist.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I really donβt like tiny windmills
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︎ Nov 15 2020
My friend called me in a panic and shouted, βAn evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I donβt know what to do!β Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...
...heβs really a big lyre.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
How do tiny Japanese dogs say hello?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I got a new pet lizard, I named him Tiny....
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What happens when someone with a tiny voice gets angry?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What veggie should you avoid buying if your fridge is tiny?
Don't buy any kind of fungi. They take up too mushroom.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What washes up on tiny shores?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What do you call tiny dead crustaceans on the highway?
Roadkrill.
(My eight-year-old came up with this one all on his own.)
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
A buddy of mine has a new hobby where he dresses up salmon in tiny outfits and takes pictures of them.
He says its like shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Tiny biscuit pizzas and my kid...
My 8yo daughter and I were adding ingredients to the biscuit pizzas before putting in them in the oven. I told her to...
Me: put black olives on em.
Her: dad?....
Me: yes
Her: on Olive them?
I was was so proud π€£
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What do you call a tiny wave?
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?β Smiling, I replied, βTiny!" My kid laughed and asked, βWhat an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?β
I explained, βBecause...heβs my newt!"
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Whatβs tiny and can be found on the beach?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I bought these textured gloves earlier but got a tiny bit of blue paint on them
Guess you could say Iβm feeling a little blue
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What Do You Call An Unusually Tiny Plane?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
My math teacher walked into the classroom, wrote a tiny number "7" on the board, then walked back out again.
I thought, that's a little odd.
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︎ May 20 2020
What do you call a tiny phycic who has escaped from prison
A small medium at large
I'll see myself out
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︎ Mar 12 2020
In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.
No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"
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︎ Apr 18 2020
A tiny boi he is...
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︎ Nov 27 2019
I used to know this huge dumb guy named Tiny who was addicted to oxycodone.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Why would anyone fill a box with 2000 tiny pieces of cardboard.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
An accident at the local miniature horse factory caused a tiny horse to get stuck on a worker's rectum.
Doctors describe his condition as(s) stable.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
I heard Congress was overrun with tiny lizards last week.
Turned out it was Fake Newts.
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︎ Feb 24 2019
What do you call it when you eat a tiny bit of another person?
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︎ Aug 25 2019
How do you cut a tiny pizza?
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︎ May 20 2018
I made a lady laugh at work. I asked her why she was returning these kids clothes and she said she husband didn't like them. I replied that he must be very tiny.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
I've just started a business where I weigh tiny objects.
It's a small scale operation
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︎ Jul 18 2020
My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What washes up on tiny beaches?
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︎ Nov 23 2019
I had a pet newt once, I called him Tiny
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︎ May 13 2019
What washes up on tiny beaches?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
My best friend called me and said "An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don't know what to do!"
I drove all the way to his house just to find out he's just a big fucking lyre.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
My friends and I started a business where we weigh really tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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I just started my own business where we weigh tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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