My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
Old McDonald built up huge debts...
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house.
Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house. It was about 11pm and Susan was snuggled up to her Mother next to me in our bed. After a few seconds of Lori saying something soothing to our 9 year old she was holding, saying something like 'its ok, its just a little storm, we are safe...', I call out to our older 12 year old in her room just next door.
"Sarah!?" I called to her, in my normal tone to get her attention.
"Yeah? What?" She responded.
"Was that you?" I called back.
After a long pause Sarah replied "No Dad. That was thunder!"
I could not stop laughing.
Cards against huge-manatees
I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe.
I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe!
I couldn't make it to the top of that huge tower in France....
My dog is huge but he isn’t very good-looking, smart or obedient.
I suppose you could call him a Good Dane.
What do you call an ox with a huge ass ?
There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC
There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.
Just wanna say im a huge fan
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
I was in the garden last night and to my surprise there was this huge UFO, just hovering....
So, I rushed indoors to get the worst camera I could find, to film it with.....
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
Did you hear about that huge campfire?
It was friggin' in-tents.
What would a huge FBI scandal be called?
McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer
They're calling it the Big Mac
I got into this huge fight with my chiropractor half way through my neck massage.
Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder.
Best game to play on a huge boat?
Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
Wife: Oh my god why have you got that huge lizard?
Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!
What do you call a huge pile of cats?
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
There was a huge explosion at the local cheese factory
Da brie was all over the place
I almost made a huge mistake applying to Rice University.
I'm really a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.
Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.
It was the best barber queue ever!
A friend of mine is starting a new business... he thinks there's going to be a huge demand for cannabis-fed cattle.
I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.
I’m a huge fan of the rotation of the earth.
Due to the Coronavirus, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff.
Hi a huge metal fan, I'm dad
True Story - I saw a guy walking along with two huge mattresses strapped to his rucksack...
...I thought, at least he has something to fall back on.
In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...
Pho Ton Torpedoes.
(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)
My 7 yr old sister did a huge fart and I told her to say excuse me and she follows with this:
In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....
Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.
Old McDonald built up huge debts....
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.
This morning I killed a huge spider with my shoe
I don’t care how big a spider is, Nobody steals my shoe!
What do you call a huge pile of cats?
My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.
Finally, I threw in the towel.
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