Big Pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/actionaddam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I have found a big pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zachattack15782
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My 12yo's first big pun. I'm so proud.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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Mods are awake. Upvote this picture of Big Pun anyway.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shantotto11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobo4lifee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What is big, green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A snooker table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RACOON_IN_MY_ASS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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big fan go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whipped_h8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Big rip-off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazystudent99999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My wife asked if people wearing camo was big when I was in school.

Told her if they did, I didn’t see them.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"

"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I draw my 8s twice as big as any other number

My boss just can't taller eight it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I told my friend I was a big fan of Metallica.

He challenged me and asked me to name 3 songs. I told him "I'm sorry. I only know One"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tkl15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?

To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friste
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why is Santa’s sack so big?

.....because he only comes once per year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awkwardmystic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My wife was commenting on one of our cats and its big belly. I said, "I don't get it. She eats protein all day...

...she's on Catkins."
(one of these days my wife's eyes are gonna get stuck in the eye-rolling position)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iresenteverything
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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My friend hit it big taking pictures of salmon in human clothes.

He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I'm a real big fan of cars. I guess you could say I am..

A MotΓΆrhead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BestWest45
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.

But eventually I came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jradio610
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKDOGG424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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"Huh, why are those big cats over there *blue*?"

"Oh, they're just a hyper-lynx."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jorg2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What is as big as a hippopotamus but weighs nothing at all?

A hippopotamus's shadow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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A big cat was spotted winning every race he ran.

He was a cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Grizzly bear walks into a bar. Says to the bartender "i'll have a whiskey..................on the rocks, please" bartender asks "whats with the big pause?"

Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carr3iroh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.

It's just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowdoggo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you know the big dipper used to be part of the zodiac?

It was too confusing though. Everyone was like, "what's ursine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Dad, what's that big flat hill over there?

Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlackJack3t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I was in McDonald's and I ask the worker how much for a big mac and fries

She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.

So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentinel_UK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call a big lighter?

A heavier

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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A big light switch is a major turn-on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I was left a package this morning. On the front in big red letters it said, "PLEASE DO NOT BEND"

I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Did you hear why melons have big elaborate weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gc3c
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Have you heard Mariah Kleenex's big holiday single?

It's called "I Don't Want a Snot for Christmas"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamugo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a big cat that doesn't play by the rules?

A cheetah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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My movie script went through a big change

Now its a trans-script

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAmazingSoSo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I’ve got a tip for a horse in tomorrow’s big race, it’s won all its races, it’s called β€œdusty carpet”

It’s never been beaten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmachow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

That is all ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsYoAzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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How am I supposed to find the Big Apple?

I don’t even know where the Minneapolis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lacazadora66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a bunch of people in a car driving through a big tube?

Carpool Tunnel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeRocker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I just shaved my beard off but left behind a big ol dirty moustache

It’s growing on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oceanchimp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?

Because they could elope.

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Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.

No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwndlsoqjsjdnwkqk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I'm in big trouble, you guys. I bought a set of fake pushpins and put them by the bulletin board in the IRS break room.

Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzus628
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I have a joke about fat people with big asses.

Butt weight....That's not fanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices

I lost track of all of space and thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough

I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
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