I guess I’ll take it one step at a time.
A grave mistake.
Step 1: build a huge water restricting wall Step 2: call it the "i don't give a"
Because it was all a pyramid scheme
Because it was built by HAADRIANNN
It was a monumental error
I replied, “you raise a good point.”
He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"
"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.
"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.
"Well, he was our arch-enemy."
"George Washington may be the father of this country, but Coca-Cola's the pop!"
He had a good laugh...but no one else did.
That is it. That is the joke. Welcome to Asheville, NC.
After a while, I realized it wasn’t the monument.
Last seen her rocking this gorgeous outfit at that Boulder City monumental gig with a bunch of stoners around.
Man, she was just stunning.
Apparently some kids just took down another confederate monument. Guess this is proof that millennials really do hate participation trophies
It was a monumental undertaking.