"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
The judge is bound to give me a tough sentence
A Why-noceros
But damn.
Japan's flag is spot on.
Sorry, that was a terrible joke. I give it 3 stars out of 19.
'cause he Fooled Around and Fell in Lava
A ferrous wheel.
Feat sounds like feet.
its an eleph-ant
I must have sharp eyes.
Not once it's past yer eyes!
It has a caws and effect relationship
This is a running joke.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
I’m sorry, looks like I’ve made a huge moose steak
I still have to wear my underwear.
Because sex cells.
It's a hostal takeover.
A snooker table
I guess you could say he's an Ali-gator
Especially Class A
But I think he was just a commontater
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Cup of soup or bowl
He challenged me and asked me to name 3 songs. I told him "I'm sorry. I only know One"
It's just water under the fridge.
Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"
He was a cheetah
A Motörhead.
A cheetah!
But eventually I came around.
A hippopotamus's shadow.
That is all ...
I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?
She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.
So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"
A heavier
Now its a trans-script
It’s never been beaten.
Therapist: A void?
Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.
Carpool Tunnel
I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.
