Midget puns
Wanna hear my midget jokes?
The list is alittle short though.
Today, I got yelled at for making an offensive midget pun. It was over something small though.
Why cant midgets get a girlfriend?
They only do small talk
Why will midgets date anyone?
They have really low standards
Why does everybody like a midget?
They never look down on anyone
I was gonna tell another midget joke, but it came up short.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph
Because he’s too short to be an Essay
Many think that dwarves and midgets are the same thing...
...but they actually have very little in common.
The police just issued an arrest warrant for a midget fortune-teller.
Apparently, there’s a small medium at-large.
My dad was a midget, but I could never beat him in a race.
No matter how fast I ran, he was always a little father.
What did the wanted posters say when the psychic midget robbed the bank?
Hey, Son! Why don't midgets play soccer?
The grass tickles their balls!
Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from prison?
Yeah, there's a small medium at large
A midget stumbles out of the bar...
If a midget smoked weed...
....does he get high or medium ?
I ran into a midget cosplayer at a con...
what do you call a weed smoking midget?
Was driving by the prison the other night when I saw a midget climbing down from a window.
I said to myself, that’s a little condescending
2 midgets are sitting around bored.
One of them pulls out some weed and asks his mate, "Wanna get medium."
What do you call a Parisian midget?
I met a midget once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.
A midget who was a fortune teller robbed a bank
The call went out that a small medium was at large
A midget was in my office applying for a job. He humbly noted all the benefits of his stature regarding the job.
I still think he was selling himself short.
What do you call a midget pigeon?
I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...
I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"
My neighbor is an epileptic midget who really loves pizza.
Seems like everyday he’s having little seizures.
I got into an argument with a midget and he wanted a fight
But I refused because I was the bigger man
What is it called When a midget looks at you and happily starts waving his hand.......
What do you call a midgets mother?
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
I waited a long time for my food at the midget restaurant
I guess they were a little short-staffed
I have a lot of respects for midgets
It would be wrong of me to look down on them
A drug addicted midget is the only thing that will always be both lower and higher than me at the same time.
Setting my heights real low on this one guys. Lol
What happened to the midget who smoked a lot of pot ?
I can't believe my wife left me for a midget.
How could she stoop so low.
Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that broke out of jail?
Police are saying there is a small medium at large
You should always listen to a midget's opinion
A psychic midget escaped from prison.
There's a small medium at large.
What do you call a midget magician that escaped from prison?
Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?
News paper headline read “small medium at large”
What do you call a fortune telling midget who just escaped from prison?
A midget psychic broke out of jail.
It’s a small medium at large situation.
Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???
I saw a midget climbing down the prison wall the other day
It was a little condescending
What do you call a midget pigeon?
What did you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?
What do you call a midget psychic on the loose?
Did you all hear about the midget, psychic that robbed a bank?
He's a small medium at large.
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