Dwarfism Puns

I hear short legs run in their family.

Would we call them the Prime Miniture?

I was speaking to my son about Peter Dinklage and his dwarfism. My son then says, “dad, do you think people with his condition have shorter lifespans?”

I couldn’t be more proud.

My dad and I were talking about my job at a camp and I was complaining about one of my coworkers who was mildly annoying. He also happens to be a "little person."

Me: He just gets on my nerves because he can't take a joke.

Dad: You know why that is?

Me: No, why?

Dad: They all go over his head.

I decided to specialize in dwarfism

What do you call a Mexican with dwarfism?

A paragraph, cause he's too short to be an ese.

He groaned.

It's a show about a couple with dwarfism.

Me: Is this supposed to be a long running TV show or just a mini-series?

Wife: ...