Scoliosis Puns

I stand corrected

Ow my baaaaaaaack

A humpback whale

mobius strip

She had to line up for the line-up.

to cure scoliosis

Out riding in the car with my boyfriend this evening.

Me: The trees look really pretty in this lighting.

Him: Yeah they really do! That one pine tree has scoliosis.

Me: Oh, does it?

Him: Yeah! Do you see it?

[I see the tree he is referring to.]

Me: nodding yes

Him: (nonchalantly) I guess it's just the curvature of the pine.

I laughed really hard.

Kid: "What's that disease called, the one that makes your spine all curved?"

Mom: "That's Scoliosis. It can also mess up your ribcage and shoulders."

Me: "The people who discovered Scoliosis actually had it themselves. It was a husband and wife team. I think their last name was Dover...

Kids: staring intensifies

Me: "... Ben Dover, and his wife Ilene Dover."

I had to undergo x-rays of my back to screen for scoliosis and lordosis. When I told my dad I had to take back x-rays, he replied: "They just want to make sure you're not spineless."