I told my Dad that my boyfriend has scoliosis.

He said he’s glad to know his backstory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lorettarebelle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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As a short guy, I was completely sure there was nothing to be done about my height. I went to the doctor, turns out I had scoliosis.

I stand corrected

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What did the sheep with scoliosis say?

Ow my baaaaaaaack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mupmurp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do you get when you mix a fat guy and a kid with scoliosis?

A humpback whale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeRy23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do you ask a pole dancer with scoliosis to do?

mobius strip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DagwoodDeluxe
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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The waiting lists for surgeries keep getting longer and longer. My sister had to wait 2 years to correct her scoliosis

She had to line up for the line-up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_dick_nick_9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Did you hear the one about the girl with scoliosis that did a porno?

They called it "Broke Back Mountin'!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinstonsTasteGood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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I would bend over backwards

to cure scoliosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Studies show regular patients of chiropractors are less likely to need to see therapists due to being so well adjusted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ace_dreacon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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The trees look really pretty in this lighting...

Out riding in the car with my boyfriend this evening.

Me: The trees look really pretty in this lighting.

Him: Yeah they really do! That one pine tree has scoliosis.

Me: Oh, does it?

Him: Yeah! Do you see it?

[I see the tree he is referring to.]

Me: nodding yes

Him: (nonchalantly) I guess it's just the curvature of the pine.

I laughed really hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faintingnurse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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Discussing spinal disorders at breakfast...

Kid: "What's that disease called, the one that makes your spine all curved?"

Mom: "That's Scoliosis. It can also mess up your ribcage and shoulders."

Me: "The people who discovered Scoliosis actually had it themselves. It was a husband and wife team. I think their last name was Dover...

Kids: staring intensifies

Me: "... Ben Dover, and his wife Ilene Dover."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Technohazard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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While enlisting in the Air Force...

I had to undergo x-rays of my back to screen for scoliosis and lordosis. When I told my dad I had to take back x-rays, he replied: "They just want to make sure you're not spineless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowlscreen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2014
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