I just saw an announcement on TV. Seems there’s a fortune teller that happens to be a dwarf, wanted by the FBI
To sum it up, there’s a small medium at large.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs.
An infamous psychic dwarf has escaped from the local prison!
There's a small medium at large.
I've got a friend who is both a Dwarf and a Rabbi.
I know what you're thinking 'thats a little unorthodox'.
Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs...
Today I saw a prison guard berating a dwarf inmate who was trying to escape by climbing down a drainpipe.
I thought it was a little condescending.
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
I got mugged by six dwarfs yesterday...
A dwarf who was a mystic escaped from jail.
The news said there was a small medium at large.
What’s the difference between a Dwarf and an Elf
A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?
There’s small medium at large
I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
I was robbed by 6 dwarfs today.
A dwarf psychic robbed a bank today.
The news reported that there's a small medium at large.
Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed
How could anyone stoop so low?
Did you hear about the recent dwarf survey?
It found 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
I have a weird side-effect from Covid; it makes me want to grope an ethnic Belgian dwarf...
...I'm feeling a little Flemish. cough
During the riots the other day, a person was beat up by six dwarfs.
What do you call a dwarf convict with a debilitating skin disease?
I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America
Because you're looking a little chilly
When does the dwarf that is a knight, guard the castle?
Ever hear the one about the domestically abusive dwarf and his tall wife?
As an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf.
Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.
You guys hear about that dwarf psychic that escaped from jail?
He's a small medium at large
A dwarf walked into a bar.
The bar for this joke is set pretty low.
(Posted this on r/jokes but just strikes me as belonging here too....)
I'll tell you what I know about dwarfs
A dwarf was pickpocketed recently.
I dont know how someone could stoop so low.
A murderous fortune telling dwarf...
is technically a small medium at large.
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.”
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
Thought to myself, “that’s a little condescending”.
What you do get from a dwarf cow?
What do you call a psychic dwarf that escaped from prison?
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
I just saw a dwarf climbing down the wall of a prison.
I thought to myself... “that’s a little condescending”.
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall...
...I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.
A dwarf clairvoyant just escaped prison
Police say there is a small medium at large
Did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison?
He fell!
It was a little condescending.
I heard a dwarf got pickpocketed. I was shocked and appalled.
How could anyone stoop so low.
What do you call a fortune telling dwarf who escapes from prison?
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?
I got robbed by six dwarfs today.
What do you call a Psychic Dwarf that recently escapes from a federal prison?
What do you call a dwarf clairvoiyant who just escaped jail?
Today I actually saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall
I thought to myself, “now that’s a little condescending”
A psychic dwarf broke out of prison last night
Authorities are looking for a small medium at large.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped prison?
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