Need gnome puns ASAP

My momโ€™s friend is trying to write a card for her husband for Valentineโ€™s Day, and he loves gnomes. Shes trying to find gnome puns to put in the card associated with Valentineโ€™s Day. Please help because I donโ€™t know any good gnome puns.

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Almost all garden gnomes have red hats

Itโ€™s a little gnome fact

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What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Garden Gnome
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What do you call nomadic gnomes?

Gnomads

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Me: How much for the angry yard gnome?

Yard Sale Lady: That's my son.

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Pink Floyd's "The Gnome" and David Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" were released within a month of each other.

It was bignomeial.

Courtesy of my dad.

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Someone stole my lawn gnome that was under my porch!

Who would stoop so low?

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Did you hear about the gnome cop?

He works in lawn enforcement.

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polynomials (algebraic expressions) are not to be confused with poly gnome meals (food for plastic gnomes)
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What do you call an angry homeless gnome?

A gnomad.

Explanation:

g nomad

gno mad

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The word Gnome is a corruption of the Latin word Genomus, or earth dweller.

In other words, it's a misgnomer.

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The Legend of Gnome Ann
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Whatโ€™s a garden gnomes favourite thing to learn at school?

TrigaGnomeatry

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How would you describe a group of travelling gnomes?

Gnomadic

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What do you call the day when gnomes choose their leader?

Gnomeination day

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Dad, why do they spell gnomes, gnats and gnus like that?

Because itโ€™s nothinโ€™ but a โ€˜Gโ€™ thing.

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I was walking round a shop when I noticed a mooning gnome solar powered lamp...

I looked at my wife and said surely if he's mooning, it's lunar powered right?

(I hope everyone understands "mooning" is when someone gets their rear end out, dunno if it's just a British term)

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What do you call a Gnome that lives in the city?

A MetroGnome :D

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Now you can buy a Noam Chomsky garden gnome avclub.com/article/now-yoโ€ฆ
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What do you call a heard of traveling gnomes

Gnomatic

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What do you call a gnome with ESP that escapes from prison?

A small medium at large

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I heard that there was a gnome mystic that broke out of prison.

He is a small medium at large.

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