A list of puns related to "Leprechaun"
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
To be sure, to be sure.
...Think I was sold a sham rock.
He sure is a handful
This guy found a Leprechaun tossing a pebble back and forth. The guy said, "Hey, what are you doing with that pebble?" The Leprechaun replied, "Oh, 'tis not a real pebble, it be plastic" "Well..." the guy replied "...Then why do you have a plastic pebble?" The Leprechaun responded, "It's me shamrock"
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pot of Gold.
Having fun,Gus?
Patty O'furniture
They are looking for a cereal killer.
A burn from a dragon!
"Doh! Me Nose!"
"Oh yeah you're Eye-rish"
I made this up in 3rd grade but still thinks its funny
a leeprechaun
Me: Sham-Rock and Roll. My Dad: That's so funny it has be Dublin over with laughter.
but they're always a little short!
... In return the leprechaun said he would live young and healthy forever as long as he never shaved his beard. Benny live for many, many, many years always young and healthy and had a glorious beard. One day, as can happen to any man, Benny met a beautiful woman. After a wonderful courtship he asked her to marry him. She agreed on the condition that he shave his beard. Benny thought about this for a long time and tried a few things like trimming his beard really short to see what would happen. When nothing happened he decided he could probably risk shaving his beard but leaving his mustache and sideburns. As soon as you finish shaving the leprechaun appeared, shook his head, and snapped his fingers. Benny immediately dropped to the floor and turned into a pile of dust. His fiance was so upset that she could not bear to part with him. So she put his dust into a beautiful Grecian urn. Which just goes to show a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
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