A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite

Yeah, they were sham rocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Why did the leprechaun wear two condoms?

To be sure, to be sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beefjerky27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Just bought a diamond ring for the Wife from a green Leprechaun. I dunno...

...Think I was sold a sham rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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My leprechaun neighbour asked me to babysit his son

He sure is a handful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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This guy found a Leprechaun

This guy found a Leprechaun tossing a pebble back and forth. The guy said, "Hey, what are you doing with that pebble?" The Leprechaun replied, "Oh, 'tis not a real pebble, it be plastic" "Well..." the guy replied "...Then why do you have a plastic pebble?" The Leprechaun responded, "It's me shamrock"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why do Leprechauns laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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If Neil Young was a leprechaun what would be the name of his #1 single?

Pot of Gold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Two leprechauns are in the forest eating mushrooms and one asks the other

Having fun,Gus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brentafett
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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I just did a great leprechaun impersonation. Irish you all had heard it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What is the name of the leprechaun who never goes inside?

Patty O'furniture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xeriscaped
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.

They are looking for a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What’s worse than an insult from a leprechaun?

A burn from a dragon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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What did the pizza delivery leprechaun say when he accidentally bumped into the front door?

"Doh! Me Nose!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barktholomew8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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What did the Dr. say to the Leprechaun when the Leprechaun hurt his eye?

"Oh yeah you're Eye-rish"

I made this up in 3rd grade but still thinks its funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yacobeem
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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what do you call a jumping leprechaun?

a leeprechaun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2015
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What's a Leprechauns favorite type of music?

Me: Sham-Rock and Roll. My Dad: That's so funny it has be Dublin over with laughter.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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I'd borrow some money from a leprechaun..

but they're always a little short!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/straightweird
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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Once there was a young man called Benny who rescued a leprechaun....

... In return the leprechaun said he would live young and healthy forever as long as he never shaved his beard. Benny live for many, many, many years always young and healthy and had a glorious beard. One day, as can happen to any man, Benny met a beautiful woman. After a wonderful courtship he asked her to marry him. She agreed on the condition that he shave his beard. Benny thought about this for a long time and tried a few things like trimming his beard really short to see what would happen. When nothing happened he decided he could probably risk shaving his beard but leaving his mustache and sideburns. As soon as you finish shaving the leprechaun appeared, shook his head, and snapped his fingers. Benny immediately dropped to the floor and turned into a pile of dust. His fiance was so upset that she could not bear to part with him. So she put his dust into a beautiful Grecian urn. Which just goes to show a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fedoranz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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I traded my leprechaun for a nintendo switch for my son's birthday.

It was a small price to pay.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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