Smurf Puns

A list of puns related to "Smurf"

The smurf really messed up I guess you could say

he blue it

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👤︎ u/pm_me_your_tits627
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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I work in a hospital. Yesterday a smurf got shot and was rushed into ICU.

The whole time they were yelling blue murder.

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👤︎ u/SuperDave-1
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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What do you call a smurf with his pants down?

A blue moon.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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What’s a smurfs favorite drink?

Blue moon.

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👤︎ u/machupichu189
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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Why do Smurfs only live one Smurf per house?

Because despite their houses' appearance, they don't have mush room

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ May 09 2019
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What type of DNA do smurfs have?

Blue genes

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👤︎ u/mmethylphenol
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn to?

I guess, it'll just DYE.

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👤︎ u/kaulmejitesh
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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What do you call a Smurf's fart?

Bluetoot

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👤︎ u/TheBigLebootski
📅︎ May 11 2018
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What kind of booze do smurfs drink?

Smurfnoff

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👤︎ u/ebiofuel
📅︎ Aug 09 2017
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What technology do Smurf dentists use?

Bluetooth!

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👤︎ u/roasticle
📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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👤︎ u/Electronic-Stable123
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE! JUST BREATHE!

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👤︎ u/SoyUnMalaleche
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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What's Blue and lies under a mushroom ?

Smurf poop

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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My wife said if I don't get off the computer right now she'll whack me with the keyboard, but

Huur byyym bou by z gfb bfeey jnndtrgg husk hnfddn juyhnb fdsasq wghhng gun the bf JFG..

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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What is Gargamel's favorite kind of burrito?

Smurf and Turf.

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👤︎ u/overkillsd
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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If Gargamel serves steak along with his favorite meal...

he'll be having "Smurf and Turf".

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👤︎ u/DadWagonDriver
📅︎ Mar 11 2016
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Dadjoked my nieces ...

My twin nieces' birthdays are today. Last night, one of them was licking the bowl of frosting.

"You like that ice in the bowl, don't you?"

"It's not ice ... it's ICING!"

"You sing? Well, I sing too!" begin singing the Smurf song

My niece did a facepalm that would make any dad proud. :)

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👤︎ u/jlking3
📅︎ Dec 21 2013
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Why do Smurfs live alone?

Because despite the appearance of their houses, they don't have mush room.

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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What is blue but does not weigh much..?

Light blue!

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👤︎ u/hackerman79_
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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