There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Did you hear a CVS manager had to pee in the forest?

He used the toilet-trees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suamigojose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10
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What’s Forest Gump’s favorite kind of pasta?

Penne

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A lumberjack walking into a magic forest and chose a tree to chop down.

when he started swinging, the tree shouted, 'wait, wait! i'm a talking tree!' the lumberjack smiled and told him, 'and you will dialogue.'

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Why was the forest so noisy?

The tree’s bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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What did the lumberjack say after cutting down the whole forest?

β€œI’m stumped!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hypnocrates
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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Why can't you rollerblade in a forest?

Because the floor is too sticky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediWithBenefits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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What’s forest gumps password

1forest1 (kill me)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-has-the-funnies
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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Magic Forest

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree
When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, β€œWait! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack laughed and said, β€œAnd you will dialogue.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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What do you call a blind forest creature?

No idear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hitokirizac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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What's Forest Gump's password?

1forest1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
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A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.

After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, the next, ten hits, the next one, a hundred hits, and the next one after that, a thousand. He kept swinging until the tree he was swinging at was chopped down. Amazed, the young man walks over to the old man and asks, "Sir, what is your secret, how do you chop them down so quickly?"

The old man turns and says, "It's all about the rhythm." Puzzled by the old man's answer, the young man returned home pondering what he said.

The next morning, he was motivated to keep trying to be a lumberjack. "If an old scrawny man can do it, so can I!" he thought.

So he went back to the forest, and tried to use his advice. Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximusMatrix
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A lumberjack went into a magic forest to gather wood. As he found the perfect tree to cut down, he began sharpening his axe, and the tree exclaimed, β€œNO! Don’t chop me down! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack responded, β€œAnd you will dialogue.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/articElite0
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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, β€œWait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said: β€œAnd you will dialogue.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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How does a crazy person walk through a forest?

He takes the psychopath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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A boat builder was showing his son one of his forests

he turned to him and said "son, one day this will all be oars."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtwilson32
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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What crime did the forest commit?

Treeson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knittingmonster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What's funnier mountain ranges or forest? /r/Jokes/comments/f26a8s/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaio-renwar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Three plants were fucking each other in the forest

They were having a treesome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it...

... then my illegal logging operation is a great success.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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If you chop down a tree in the forest, but it doesn't understand why you cut it down

Do you think its stumped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LtLama1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentknight1991
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call a forest at a funeral?

Mourning wood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmbossman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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When they say that 9/10 forest fires are caused by humans...

...all I hear is, β€œThere’s a bear somewhere out there who knows how to use matches”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibccanman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why does it only take one match to start a forest fire,

but a whole box to start a campfire?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why is it so hard to get trees out of the forest?

Because they’re so sticky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Three clowns and the tracks in the forest

Three clowns were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first clown said, β€˜Β€ΒœThose are deer tracks.’€

The second clown said, β€˜Β€ΒœNo, those are elk tracks.’€

The third clown said, β€˜Β€ΒœYou’€™re both wrong, those are moose tracks.’€

The clowns were still arguing when the train hit them.

https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/three-clowns-and-the-tracks-in-the-forest/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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How do crazy people cross the forest?

They take the psycho-path

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydroLeak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JelloPud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moedeez_zar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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A lumberjack goes into a forest to chop down a tree...

...but he didn't know it was a magic forest.

As he began to chop down a tree, the tree said "Wait I am a talking tree".

The lumberjack said "And you will dialogue".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UlyssesFR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I've often wondered as I walk through the forest, "Why is the ground so dirty?"

Well, now I know. Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Two fruits wanted to sneak away from their parents and get married in the forest

But sadly one of them Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconsgoodman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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How much does a lumberjack from Fangorn Forest make?

Just enough to make ents meet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WordenskjoldMain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Two peanuts were walking in the forest

One was assaulted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeboiLJ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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We should go into a beautiful forest and make fun of our vice president

If we could just dis Pence with the pleasant trees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlippinYoshi
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I'm planning a parody TV show of Stranger Things, but starring river-based forest creatures.

I'm calling it Otter Stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poorloko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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A lumberjack went to a magical forest to cut a tree...

Upon arrival, he began to swing at a tree, when it shouted,"Wait! I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned, and said,"And you will dialogue."

The tree was stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buy_an_sel-l
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Run forest!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elik101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psychopaths.

This gave me a needed chuckle. Found it here: https://entertainyourtoddler.com/best-jokes-for-kids/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballewberrymomma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I went into the forest to cut down a tree...

It seemed pretty stumped as to what I was doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.

It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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A father, wanting to instil some manliness and maturity in his sons, brings them camping. The only food they get to eat is the food they get from the forest.

The dad splits up from the boys in the morning, leaving them the task of getting food for the day.

The boys chance upon a patch full of peas - they have enough for all three meals and to pelt each other with.

Reuniting at the end of the day, the dad asks how it went.

β€œWe played with each other’s peas!” The little one chimes in.

Just a little displeased, dad asks him sternly to clarify.

β€œWe gathered peas, he meant.” Added the middle boy.

β€œOkay, and what did you have for breakfast?”

β€œPea soup.”

β€œLunch?”

β€œPea soup.”

The boys started sniggering.

β€œWhat’s so funny? And what about dinner?”

β€œNothing dad. We had pea soup too.”

β€œWell, that doesn’t seem like much. What did you do all evening?”

Bursting out laughing, they all said:

β€œPee soup.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neloc1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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A lumberjack walks into a forest...

He begins to chop down a tree. The tree begins to talk

Tree:Please sir, don't chop me dow... Lumberjack:finishes chopping Sorry, did I cut you off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDefault69
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What do you call an apple grown in an evergreen forest?

A pine apple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jsingham
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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In the forest, a sad lonely looking turtle begins to climb slowly up a huge tree. Half way up, it edges along a branch, sighs, then jumps. It falls smacking into the ground, bouncing and tumbling across the forest floor...

Recovering and bruised, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps and falls to the ground.

The turtle tries again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his pathetic efforts.

Finally, the female bird turns to her mate, β€œDarling, don't you think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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Why did the dad get kicked out of the forest?

Because he was trees-passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Two leprechauns are in the forest eating mushrooms and one asks the other

Having fun,Gus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brentafett
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Which month does the forest hate most?

SepTIIIIMBBBEEEER

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diphling
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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If an electrical engineer is working in the forest, is he a power ranger?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerd866
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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A man was found crying hysterically between the ashes of a burnt forest

He had lost a deer friend in the wildfire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impostorbot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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If you found a tribe of women in a giant field of wheat, would it be an Amazon grain forest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodreids
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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How do spies send secret messages in the forest?

Moss code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gl3nnsth3man
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut down a tree upon arrival he started cutting down trees until one tree shouted wait I'm a talking tree

Which he responded and you will dialogue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xavierestes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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what’s forests gumps password?

1forest1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miafrancica
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Last night in the forest I saw a wolf wearing a cardigan.

I think it was a knitwearwolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I was walking through the forest with my girlfriend when she asked "how many trees do you think there are?". I stopped, look around, and said:

Twenty-tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simply__Scott
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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A lumberjack walks into a magical forest...

he comes across a talking tree. He gets out his axe and the tree exclaims" Hey I'm a talking tree!!"

The lumberjack replies, "Yes, but you'll dialog."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hometown45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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So I walked into a forest...

I walked into a forest to cut down a tree, once I arrived, I was about to take a swing at a tree, when it shouted, β€œWait I’m a talking tree!”

I smiled and said β€œ And you will dialogue.”

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I googled "how to start a forest fire"

I got 48,500 matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedogusbode
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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What’s forest gump’s password?

1 forest 1

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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What did one forest bird say to another as they were about to play chess?

Toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozlass1111
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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If a man falls in a forest and his wife isn’t around to hear him...

Is he still wrong?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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How do dryads move through the forest?

They Lumber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc_323
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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What's the scariest plant in the forest?

bamBOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one can hear it..

it's a gif!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juananimez
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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The white-tailed deer: forest vermin.

We did not build our garden fence high enough, and deer came in to eat our basil.

They did not return for our garlic, so we felt no need to call pesto control.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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What is Forest Gump's Wi-Fi password?

1forest1

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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I love going into the forest while the trees shed their leaves, but I hate it when people join me uninvited

Why can't they understand that, sometimes, I just want to be leaft alone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankydanc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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Forest Gump says that life is like a box of chocolates

but, it's actually a cereal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ralph3576
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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What's another name for a clearing in a forest?

Emptree space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YokoAhava
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.

After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, the next, ten hits, the next one, a hundred hits, and the next one after that, a thousand. He kept swinging until the tree he was swinging at was chopped down. Amazed, the young man walks over to the old man and asks, "Sir, what is your secret, how do you chop them down so quickly?"

The old man turns and says, "It's all about the rhythm." Puzzled by the old man's answer, the young man returned home pondering what he said.

The next morning, he was motivated to keep trying to be a lumberjack. "If an old scrawny man can do it, so can I!" he thought.

So he went back to the forest, and tried to use his advice. Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, β€œWait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned, β€œAnd you will dialogue!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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A lumberjack went into a magical forest to cut a tree...

Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted "Wait! I'm a magical tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will dialogue".

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What’s forest gump’s password?

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down,

do you think it's stumped?

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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What’s forest gump’s password

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingo-ninjo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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What's Forest Gump's password?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree.

Upon arrival he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, "Wait, I'm a talking tree!". And the lumberjack grinned and said: "And you will dialogue."

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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How do spies send secret messages in the forest?

By moss code.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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How do crazy people cross the forest ?

They take the psycho-path

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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What's Forest Gump's password?

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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Whats Forest Gumps password

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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What's Forest Gump's password?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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