Why do plants propagate so easily? Because they have a lot of stem cells.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SanjisHere
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My psychologist claims my issues stem from egotism...

But then, why wouldn't they?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Women in STEM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zumurrudthegreat
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STEM cells
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverRetriever
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2015
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Training for dad level jokes.

My wife is pregnant with our first child so I'm stepping up my joke game to reach dad level.

Mother's day was not so long ago, and since she isn't a mother yet but only a future mother, I didn't get her flowers I only got her seeds, which are future flowers.

At least I found it hilarious and so did she. Hope you guys enjoy this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackybeau
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My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, β€œCan you imagine being that strong?”

So I picked up the leaf and said, β€œYes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence.

For example

Ben is in a hurry

vs

Ben is in a comma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SatanJoshKelpie22
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It sadly went right over her head too...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saucebergenstein
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What is the smartest cell in the body?

A STEM cell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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In need of Rose puns

For a silent auction for a non-profit I'm helping with they need rose puns/play on words for the packages. It's a wine event as well. Here are some of the ideas I've figured out as well. Whine and Rows? Rose Colored Glasses Rose and Shone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acer5886
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Where does an engineer go when they've broken the law?

STEM cell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarackOjoshua
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Probably the best, original joke my family has heard from me

We were eating dinner and my brother was talking about an old high school teacher of his: "she called it herstory instead of history because she thought that the important parts of the past were about women instead of men."
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"So wait, does that mean she calls it a HERsterectomy instead of a HISterectomy?"

A beat goes by.

My dad broke the silence with "Ginganinja888, where did you get that from?"
Proudly grinning, I say, "I just came up with it."
Dad: "Oh God, even worse."

Unrelated notes

Calling it herstory is dumb because history actually stems from Greek and is in fact not a conspiracy to place men at the center of all important events.
I know I spelled hysterectomy wrong, it was to highlight the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginganinja888
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Flowers

After I left for college, my mom threw away the flowers and stems of my plants, but she saved the rest. She pressed them in paper to preserve them and sent them to me in a care package.

I asked, "Mom, why would you do that?"

She told me, "I just want you to remember your roots."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kafkaesc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2016
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Happy Hour dadjoke

Work had a site wide happy hour last week and my friend comes up to me and says "These are some funny carrots" (They were boiled and had long stems attached)

I replied "Yea, they were telling me some good jokes over there by that table"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USCgamecocks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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My Dad and I got our Christmas tree today...

And on the way home, we were discussing how plants retrieve nutrients, and why pine trees can survive through the winter. I said, "I wonder if it stems from the shape of their leaves?" To which my dad responded, "Well, I suppose we just got to the root of the problem, so I bet we can just leaf it at that."

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