I watched an old lady in a head wrap get mugged for her purse before she quickly stabbed the man and took it back.

It was a shawl shank redemption

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πŸ‘€︎ u/De_Salvation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s very humerus.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/htimsmith
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Mother-in-law is in Prison. Need a good prison pun for Mothers Day Card.

So the hardest part is it has to be uplifting/cute like all the other mothers day cards, can't just be a simple jail/robber pun.

So far I got:

You're ex-cell-ent mom!

I'd break into a maximom security prison for you!

Hope your mothers day is on point! (with a diagram of a shank)

^((But they're kind of trash))

Ideas from others:

Most people have a mother-in-law but I get to have a mother-outlaw! u/tcbst15

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vitamorior
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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You want to hear a funny joke about a lamb?

Nah, honestly it's pretty sheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laktosintolerant_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I had beef with a guy and I stabbed him with a cow leg.

They say I shank him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Food Name Puns

Hey guys my friend is opening up a new bar and is looking for some food name puns. We were looking for some help from Reddit. Here are some of the names we have so far

  • Happy Grillmore
  • Spaghetti Murphy
  • Lasagnye West
  • Forrest Rump
  • Egg Sheeran
  • David Jafflehoff
  • The Lamb Shank Redemption
  • Beef Me Up Scotty
  • HeisenBurger

Anymore suggestions will be appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tosswinkle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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My straw poked me in the eye while taking a drink

I threw it away got another and called it The Straw Shank Redemption.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expert2020
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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What does Elvis Presley say after a jailhouse fight?

Shank you. Shank you very much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inventsoftware
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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How do prison inmates say thanks to each other?

By saying "Shank you very much!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShlinkyEsquire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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