My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2021
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A Navy captain got in trouble for ordering an anchor much too large for his ship

Weigh more than needed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DweadPiwateWoberts
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Why did the news anchor get his windows tinted?

To prevent others from Seein’ In.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noreason13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2020
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[A British Joke] I was wearing a T-Shirt with an anchor on it and my Dad put the letter 'W' on the left side of it

He then said that's what you are son

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2019
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News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Talon184
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2019
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My girlfriend told me that i am the anchor in her life

I pull her down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nitemarex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2019
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My news anchor college just couldn't stop rambling about how a bank robber escaped ...

So I told him to cut to the chase

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Loni4ever
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2019
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Why did the captain hate his boat's anchor?

It was a piece of ship.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UniversalHeatDeath
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2019
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My friends were convinced that boats stay docked due to the anchor. I knew the real answer, but I was alone so I decided not to argue.

It was the pier pressure

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2019
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I got arrested while sailing the other day because I dropped anchor on a fish.

I told the police it was an accident, but they said it was on porpoise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2018
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I learned something today. When the news anchor says, β€œIf you know anything about the crime, call the police,”

The cops get super pissed if you call them and re-tell the news story.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2018
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CBS News anchor just nailed a dad joke.

"NASA announced today that it has space for new astronauts."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dane83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2015
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Reporters and anchors should really be more careful...

they're always breaking news.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tbroman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2018
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/over-lord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2016
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What do you do to a female news anchor who breaks a leg?

You put her in a broadcast.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Travelertwo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2016
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My favourite part of working in an anchor factory is the job security.

You know that even if the investments have sunk and the business is going under, that job's not going anywhere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RenaKunisaki
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2016
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Local news anchor just dropped this one in regards to the temperature

"Cue up the Nirvana because we're living in the 90s!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElasticDawg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2014
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My local news anchor this morning regarding a car driving into a Great Clips

"It was a hairy situation at Great Clips..."

It took me a second to catch it but when I did I had to chuckle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KCP100
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2014
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My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.

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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.

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My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with impersonating a news anchor...

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2020
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My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV News anchor.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2019
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My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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