I got arrested while sailing the other day because I dropped anchor on a fish.

I told the police it was an accident, but they said it was on porpoise.

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Local news anchor just dropped this one in regards to the temperature

"Cue up the Nirvana because we're living in the 90s!"

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📅︎ Jul 07 2014
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