My neighborhood bar, there's a girl from Anchorage who works there. Another barfly asks me where she's from....
(Jersey accent) I don't know, Alaska.
Juneau where Anchorage is?
Never mind Alaska some other time.
You can travel to Alaska if you want...
but I wouldn't Anchorage it.
What's the capital of Alaska?
Dad: What's the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.
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