Juneau Puns

Allaskya

It's going to be named after the former governor of Alaska.

Noteworthy for being symmetrical; it'll look the same if you're walking across it from either end.

They're calling it the Palindrome.

Never mind Alaska some other time.

A New Jersey.

but I wouldn't Anchorage it.

Did Juneau we’re in the capitol city?

I told him it's Trudeau.

They get very Inuit.

Juneau it all along.

Dad: What's the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.

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Dad: "Wow its cold as hell, wait nevermind hell isn't cold." Me: "Oh yea? How would you know (but I pronounced it 'How would Jew know') Dad: "What does Alaska have to do with this?" (Jew know = Juneau Alaska) Me: "Dad can you not?" Dad: "Maybe if you give me a rope or some string maybe."

Edit: A word

He knew them all, except for Alaska. He thought to himself, “Come on, James. Juneau this one.”

I asked him how the trip was.

He said, "Oh, Juneau."

For example I have: What's the capital of Alaska? I'm pretty sure Juneau (You know)

Me: "I was in Bremerton to get my military ID updated with my dad and we saw some cool battleships."

Boss: "Did you know that there's a ferry that goes from Juneau to Bremerton?"

Me: "I didn't know they had a ferry service for that"

Boss: "Well, now Jeneau"

Some out of town relatives were in, so my family went to our grandparents house where they were staying. My parents were telling everyone about their Alaskan cruise they had just gotten back from:

Relative: How was the weather? It was freezing when I went.

Mother: It was actually quite nice. No rain at all. I remember when we were in Juneau I searched for the city on my weather app and got Juneau, Wisconsin and Juneau, Arkansas or something. I was like 'there's other cities named Juneau?' Isn't that weird?

Granddad: Oh yeah! Didn't Juneau?

[And no one heard but me]

Oh come on...Juneau the answer!

In the barn with Pa's cow!

One of his favorites. Oh, also: Juneau the capital of Alaska?

Dad: What's the capital of Alaska?

Son: Juneau.

Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you. Guess Alaska 'nother person then.

-"Juneau"

-"No I don't. That's why I'm asking."

I asked him, "Juneau what the capital of Alaska is?"

Me: hey dad, did you know... Dad: Juneau? That's the capital of Alaska.