My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Why did the news anchor get his windows tinted?

To prevent others from Seein’ In.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noreason13
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News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
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My news anchor college just couldn't stop rambling about how a bank robber escaped ...

So I told him to cut to the chase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loni4ever
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I learned something today. When the news anchor says, β€œIf you know anything about the crime, call the police,”

The cops get super pissed if you call them and re-tell the news story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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CBS News anchor just nailed a dad joke.

"NASA announced today that it has space for new astronauts."

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What do you do to a female news anchor who breaks a leg?

You put her in a broadcast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Travelertwo
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Local news anchor just dropped this one in regards to the temperature

"Cue up the Nirvana because we're living in the 90s!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElasticDawg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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My local news anchor this morning regarding a car driving into a Great Clips

"It was a hairy situation at Great Clips..."

It took me a second to catch it but when I did I had to chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCP100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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If Republicans try to push through a bill related to the keystone pipeline, they should call it the Gasoline Alternative Source act

Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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A reporter nearly erupts.

So a news anchor is interviewing the avatar of a hawaiian volcano, a man made of molten rock. The interview goes well, but the volcano god cant' seem to stop staring at the reporter's chest with his eyes of burning, liquid stone. She plays it cool, but waits for the interview to be over to call the spirit on his rude actions. He looks her in the eyes, then points to her exposed microphone, clipped to her lapelle. "What do you call that," he asks.

It's a Lavalier mic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/necrotechnical
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2014
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Just now, my dad said this

When the news anchor on tv asks "do you ever dream of taking a nap at work?"

To which my dad responds "Yep, but then i woke up and said 'oh crap, i'm at work!'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evl4evr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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Looking for some tools (variation on the "stud finder" oldie but goodie)

Wife asked me to hang up some new wall decorations she picked up. One was a little heavy so I wanted to nail into a couple studs instead of just using drywall anchors. She saw me rooting around in the garage and asked what I was looking for.

"My stud finder. Wish I could turn it on remotely so it would just find me instead!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainwoj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.

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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.

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My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with impersonating a news anchor...

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My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV News anchor.

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My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

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