Amtrak employees are more like to be struck by lightning than any other profession.
Because they are good conductors
The other day I asked my dad why he chose window cleaning as a profession
He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing
Working in a mirror factory is a profession
What profession do dogs specialize in?
More and more people are taking up horse breading as a profession
Apparently it's a very stable career choice.
Apparently being a hitman is a great profession...
I hear they make a killing
True story: My girlfriend just asked me if I knew any good jokes about physicists (my profession). I said yes, but they were all about physicists' dating lives.
So they're pretty much all one-liners.
Wade Wilson changed profession and got a new nickname:
He is now the taxidriver known as Carpool.
My late Dad was a seismologist by profession but sadly..
..He could never pin down a steady job.
My asian friend is pretty popular among his profession of being a chef.
A door to door salesman knocked on my door and before I could say anything he said, "A person's regular occupation, profession, or trade..."
Just from the first sentence, I knew he meant business.
Spider lists its profession on social media
If dogs could have a profession, what would they be?
Why are Pirates in the best profession?
My brother was arrested for stealing a car. I told him he should change professions.
I’ve been considering changing professions to become a hitman recently.
I hear they make a killing.
What is the most notorious profession?
Studies have shown that, out of all professions, doctors are the calmest.
They rarely lose their patients.
As a mail processor, my father was very innovative in his profession.
He really pushed the envelope.
Why are restaurant servers the luckiest profession?
Because good things come to those who wait.
Why was Axel Rose having financial problems in his first Profession as a Doctor?
He needed some more Patients.
What profession has the best muscle memory?
What is the perfect profession for narcissists?
Architect. Because they'll forever be making entrances and drawing stairs.
What is a profession involving spine realignment in Egypt?
Being a musician is a sound profession.
What profession will make you twice the man you currently are?
The other day I asked my Dad why he took up window cleaning as a profession
He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing.
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