Backup singers re-choired
How do you turn a duck into an accomplished soul singer?
You cook it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?
Why are the opera singer’s clothes so fluffy?
Because he uses a fabric softenor
Which singer isn't happy?
Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?
It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."
What do the cats of opera singers cry for?
What's a canadian favorite singer?
Who is the most selfless singer there is?
Did you hear about the Canadian folk singer who had a run in with the Mafia?
They threw him into a river wearing concrete shoes, now they call him Gordon Heavyfoot.
My girlfriend was sad, so I asked her who my favorite singer is and then placed my head on her chest
I told her Michael Boob-lay
She wasn’t as sad anymore (or much sadder since she realized how dumb the person she’s dating is). Happy new year everybody
I'm not a bad singer!
I'm just using Out-of-Tune
what is a singers favourite laptop brand?
a dell
(hope you guys get it)
Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?
Did you hear about the opera singer who faked every performance?
Santa’s helpers favorite singer.
Who is Blackbeard's favorite singer?
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Bet you didn't know this singer
What singer would be the biggest advocator for romantic abstinence?
Why did the singer go by the name Afroman and not Afrowoman?
Because he’s a guy, because he’s a guy, because he’s a guy.
Did you know soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called ‘Bear’?
He wrote telephone hold music.
Why was singer waiting at the front door?
He didn't have the right key and didn't know when to come in
My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
Why did the opera singer get arrested??
She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)
A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...
Which country is filled with very poor singers?
Which Country Music Singer's name do you say when you're moving furniture past someone?
What do you get when you combine an awful hair style and a singer?
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band “The Police” went undercover to catch a criminal?
Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?
I am pulling my hair out to think of that R & B singer who opens doors
What do you call a woman that almost became a singer?
I was at a concert but the singer got delayed
Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isn’t going to self isolate?
He’s down with the sickness.
Why can't bad singers ever unlock a door?
Because they're out of key.
If you're looking for a lead singer for your wham cover band
Getting the singer wrong? It's not unusual.
How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how much better the old one was.
Singer of Smells Like Teen Spirit
[Tribute to the singer/songwriter who passed away today] How do you turn a duck into a soul musician?
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
How do you make a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.
(A tribute to Bill - RIP)
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