46 Hilarious Singing Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife got mad at me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer” by the Monkees. At first, I thought she was kidding.

But then I saw her face.

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👤︎ u/DiosMioMan2

📅︎ Apr 02 2021

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My Wife said she would leave me if I didn’t stop singing songs by the Monkees, I thought she was joking

But then I saw her face

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👤︎ u/DudeManDude__

📅︎ Apr 12 2021

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I can't stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs...

I think I've got the crooner virus.

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👤︎ u/MuzikPhreak

📅︎ Apr 07 2021

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it becomes a soap opera.

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👤︎ u/JesusSaves002

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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👤︎ u/shdchko

📅︎ Dec 05 2020

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Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing “Don’t stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 18 2020

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I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.

But it was just a chive talking.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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what do you call singing computer

a dell

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👤︎ u/sorullo88

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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My sister asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall”

I said maybe

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp

📅︎ Dec 22 2020

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I thought I heard the Bee Gees singing in my herb garden...

But it was just the chives talkin'

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👤︎ u/klwill1192

📅︎ Feb 17 2021

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In our next Dnd campaign, the 4 heroes are all going to be singing wizards.

A regular bard-ershop quartet.

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👤︎ u/zeesmurf

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads

📅︎ Dec 06 2020

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I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.

Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!

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👤︎ u/Pleasethelions

📅︎ Nov 11 2020

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Me: "How do I get one of those singing groups?"

Director: "you mean a choir?"

Me: exasperated sigh yes, fine. How do aquire one of those singing groups?

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👤︎ u/xynnax

📅︎ Oct 06 2020

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I was walking around this aquarium the other day. When I heard these 2 fish singing....

I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Nov 10 2020

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I came so close to singing "the lion sleeps tonight"

I was only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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👤︎ u/SgtHedgehog

📅︎ Oct 11 2020

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My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."

"But at least it's made with whole groins."

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👤︎ u/pleasedothenerdful

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:

Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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Why hasn’t Activia yogurt made a commercial with Jamie Lee Curtis singing a parody of Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” and change it to “Probiotic”?

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👤︎ u/biffpow8

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.

The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1

📅︎ Oct 07 2020

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So my wife and I were singing the song “The farmer in the dell” to our daughter. My wife looks at me and asks “What’s a dell?”

To which I responded: a British pop singer

Then came the eye roll

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👤︎ u/tpatt83

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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Which brand of computer has the best singing voice?

A Dell

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👤︎ u/Dougtheinfonut

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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How to stop a cringey youtuber from singing?

Antialiasing.

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👤︎ u/Alanotics2

📅︎ Jul 20 2020

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They're singing off key

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👤︎ u/Generic_DummyFucker

📅︎ May 27 2020

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12 year old daughter singing her revised version of “Creep” by Radiohead...

“I’m a creek. I’m a riverrrrrrrr.”

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👤︎ u/cahalenta

📅︎ Jun 28 2020

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I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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My wife said she would kill me if I kept singing "I'm a Believer". I called her bluff and kept at it.

Then I saw her face...

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👤︎ u/JoeFas

📅︎ Dec 10 2019

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I didn't know the local railroad workers were good at singing

But I heard they were recently working on a new track

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👤︎ u/Send_me_favorite_pic

📅︎ Jan 17 2020

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What do you call singing cash

A harmoney

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👤︎ u/TheZordLord

📅︎ May 03 2020

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So I was singing All Star in the car the other day, and my friend asked “How do you know all the words” so I swiftly replied:

“Somebody once told me”

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👤︎ u/Spider_Dimwit

📅︎ Feb 04 2019

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I can't stop singing Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra songs.

I think I have croonervirus

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👤︎ u/mykeuk

📅︎ Apr 01 2021

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth

Then it becomes a soap opera

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI

📅︎ Jan 20 2021

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What is it called when your singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?

A soap opera

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👤︎ u/Mm401

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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Someone asked me if I would ever stop singing Wonderwall

I said maybe

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👤︎ u/PrincessConsuela_

📅︎ Nov 25 2020

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My wife asked me to stop singing "Wonderwall" to her

I said maybe.......

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👤︎ u/donkey_Dealer08

📅︎ Dec 10 2020

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I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.

He asked, "do you mean a choir?"

I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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👤︎ u/I-Suck-At-R6Siege

📅︎ Dec 05 2020

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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Nov 25 2020

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My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her.

I said maybe-

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333

📅︎ Apr 20 2020

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My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.

At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face

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👤︎ u/chiriboy

📅︎ May 30 2020

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My friend told me to stop singing I’m a believer and I thought she was joking

But then I saw her face

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👤︎ u/Ghastbuster95

📅︎ May 20 2020

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My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall

I said maybe.

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👤︎ u/MrFlammkuchen

📅︎ Mar 07 2020

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I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing “I'm a Believer”..

Then I saw her face...

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👤︎ u/NYRion7

📅︎ Apr 01 2020

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My friend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall

I said, "Maybe".

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👤︎ u/x_psyduck_x

📅︎ May 27 2020

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My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding.

Then I saw her face...

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a Believer."

Then I saw her face...

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👤︎ u/Paturious

📅︎ Mar 06 2020

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My wife told me to stop singing I’m a believer by the monkees, I thought she was joking

Then I saw her face

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👤︎ u/zoey_lukensen

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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