My wife got mad at me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer” by the Monkees. At first, I thought she was kidding.
My Wife said she would leave me if I didn’t stop singing songs by the Monkees, I thought she was joking
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
I thought I heard the Bee Gees singing in my herb garden...
But it was just the chives talkin'
In our next Dnd campaign, the 4 heroes are all going to be singing wizards.
A regular bard-ershop quartet.
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
I was walking around this aquarium the other day. When I heard these 2 fish singing....
I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.
I came so close to singing "the lion sleeps tonight"
I was only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:
Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.
Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.
The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."
So my wife and I were singing the song “The farmer in the dell” to our daughter. My wife looks at me and asks “What’s a dell?”
To which I responded: a British pop singer
Then came the eye roll
Which brand of computer has the best singing voice?
I didn't know the local railroad workers were good at singing
But I heard they were recently working on a new track
So I was singing All Star in the car the other day, and my friend asked “How do you know all the words” so I swiftly replied:
My girlfriend asked me to stop singing the Shrek soundtrack, I thought she was joking
Great, just got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.
I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...
I was singing in the shower tonight when I unexpectedly got some soap in my mouth.
Suddenly it became a soap opera.
I guess spring is one the way... birds singing, animals emerging from winter dens, trees budding with potential...
I was singing in the car, dad asked me if I could sing solo tenor.
Solo I can’t hear you, tenor 11 miles down the road.
Did you hear about the guy who keeps singing songs by The Knack?
He has the My Sharonavirus.
Wait, looks like the Christmas presents are singing...
Oh, they're covered in rapping paper.
My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'
I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'
This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"
My Granddaughter and I just watched Frozen. Now she won't stop singing songs from the movie.
I wish she would just Let It Go.
My wife kicked me out of the house because I'm still singing Christmas songs.
I said, "But Baby, its cold outside."
Did you hear about the singing farmer who was big in the 80s?
If a bunch of llamas started a singing group, would they be the alpacapellas?
Where you asking about joining the singing club?
Oh, 'cause I thought I heard you in choir.
I was kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Highway To The Danger Zone 3 times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts I guess.
I was at a baseball game singing the National Anthem, when a friend leaned over and asked, "What are ramparts?"
I told him "oh you know... horns... hooves..."
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it becomes a soap opera
What is it called when your singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
My wife told me to stop singing I’m a believer by the monkees, I thought she was joking
My wife told me to stop singing “I’m A Believer” by the Monkees, because she found it annoying. At first, I thought she was kidding....
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera
Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a Soap Opera
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
Then it just becomes a soap opera
My wife asked me to stop singing 'Im a believer' by the Monkees...
She said she found it annoying. At first I thought she was kidding.
But then I saw her face!
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Singing in the shower is always fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it just turns into a soap opera
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
What’s the best singing computer?
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