...so I invited him to comb over to my house.
Sorry, we don’t do that round hair.
But he made do.
They really need a hair traffic controller.
I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.
Would a woman who cuts men's hair be a Barbara?
Judging from their noise, they definitely want a buzzcut.
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
I was surprised by his shear genius.
Sorry if it's a repost, I just thought of it and posted straight up.
but lost my job because of workforce TRIMMING and CUTS.
That is how I got my Mötley Crüe cut.
I never knew he was a barber...
Just a hair...
“No son, I got them ALL cut!”
The cycle is complete. I have become my father.
His mane man.
He said "that's the hard part"
Where does the barber stash his money?
in his muSTACHE
Barber: 'Why does everyone go for the Star Wars cut?'
Me: 'Say again?'
Barber: 'The classic Chew back and sides'.
I didn't even know he was a barber!
It blew my mind—I've been his customer for years and I had no idea he was a barber.
I've been going to him for 10 years and had no idea he cut hair.
Today, I finally told him, "Because my hair falls out by itself."
I didn't have the heart to say, "You'll understand when you grow up."
It was about the only time male pattern baldness made sense to me.
It was a close shave.
Unfortunately we all left alone... we all decided to get a crew cut.
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
For centuries, we've used our shop as a means of teaching the youngest of our lineage the importance of teamwork, the value of a dollar and, most importantly, the self-satisfaction felt in a job well-done.
In the past few weeks, it's been repeatedly brought to my attention that our youngest child, Sheeran, has been demonstrating particularly helpful and productive tendencies so, today, I felt it was finally time to experience the honor of rewarding his efforts, offering him the opportunity to join our workforce; to which he was nothing short of ecstatic!
I'll be honest, I initially withheld concerns that his excitement would subside once I explained the sorts of menial work I'd have to start him off on but, to my relief, he took no issue in hearing that his duties would mostly revolve around wiping our patrons' hair off of the chairs, and sweeping it up from the floor.
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He said that when he goes, he get all of them cut.
His name was Herr Cutt
I heard he was taking a little off the top.
Even though our hair is now the same, there is a striking difference between two of us.
.....I told him I'd mullet over....
But I can never make the cut.
I told him it's growing on me.
Me: Thanks, I grew it myself.
I said I wanted a shortcut
That's a bang for my buck
...is talking about me behind my back.
That's why the seats are so low or he's really high, otherwise he's shit. Just a little sideburn there, but really he's great, a do or dye stand-up guy.
I said 'I thought is was supposed to be 10 for a haircut'. He said 'It is but I chopped off more than 1'.
He was having a Bad Hair Day
And I walked out half cut
He swung his hips, sang hound dog, and shaved it all off
As a matter of fact, I’m dreading it.
It's called Jesus Shaves
He knew a shortcut.
They were using cutting edge technology.
When he'd finished, he said, "Right Sir, that'll be $450,000 please."
and he asks me if I wanted it cut around the back
I replied no its fine to do it here
I told him I would mullet over & get back to him later
...He only cuts hair on the side.
He couldn't afford toupée his bills.
It's grown on me
Today while I was getting my hair cut, my barber answered a phone call, saying "Barber Shop." After he finished the call, the barber told me that the guy on the other end of the line responded, "Hello, Barber Shop."
But I demanded that he cut the rest of them as well.
Because they are haredressers.
Well you know, it's a growing industry...
Thanks dad. :)
All in all, he's just another Rick with a Wahl.
Clean me up Scotty!
So the barber asked how I wanted my hair. I replied, Shorter would be nice. I got a good chuckle from that one.
"Once around the block please."
To cut costs
He says he's dreading it.
I was getting a haircut and the woman asked if I knew where Horse Neck Beach was. I replied right below Horse Head Beach! Cue her disapproving glare...
I was getting my hair cut today and told her how I started blacksmithing this summer and made my own forge.
Barber: "Oh that's really cool!"
Me: "Actually, it's really hot!"
Barber audibly groans.
Thanks for raising me right Dad!
It's quite a cut-throat buisness
Me: Bye, Dad! I'm going to get a haircut." Dad: "Which one?"
James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
James Bond: No thank you. Dye another day.