The other day I was stood in a queue for the barbers, the line was so long they started handing out burgers and hot dogs.

Best barber-queue I’ve ever been too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ismashket
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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My local barber was arrested for dealing drugs in my neighborhood.

I've gone to him for 5 years and I never knew he was a barber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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My barber was kicked of the talent show

He didn’t make the cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T20J
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Why did the bee get fired from the barber shop?

He could only give buzz cuts.

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Y’all hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?

Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What did the Jewish man tell his barber when he asked how he'd like his haircut?

Just a little off the top

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPeneMcgundy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I ran into my old barber today after going to a different guy for the last few months. He asked me why I’m not coming in to the shop anymore and I said,

β€œYou just haven’t been cutting it lately.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srpjr3795
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Every time I get my haircut I get into lengthy arguments with my barber.

The guy can really split hairs

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Not just barbers

Quirky animal lovers use their hare to express themselves

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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The barber asked how I wanted my hair. I said I wanted a crew.

Five minutes later, ten barbers asked how I wanted my hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Risho96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Recently, the Kansas City Chiefs acted quickly and had to pull their team barber out mid-cut because they learned he tested positive for COVID.

Guess you could say that it was a close shave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomgz0mbie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I asked the barber to replace most of what the last barber did, make it three times longer, and give it three parts.

He said β€œoh, you want the Snyder Cut”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Local barber in the area got arrested for selling drugs.

Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Everyone laughed when they saw the way my barber styled me...

But I liked my new hardehardo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Ad in local paper : 'Wanted Barber's assistant'

'Fringe Benefits'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!

I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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So today was my barber's last day at the barbershop...

He said it was time to switch careers. But no matter what profession he chose or what career path he took.... he just couldn't cut it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Man walks into a barber shop: β€œCan you shape my afro like a sphere?”

Sorry, we don’t do that round hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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My barber is planning an ultimate terror, fright theme for his shop this Halloween

I bet it will be a hair razing experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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While driving down in a part of town we don't usually visit, my 12yo son noticed and mentioned a barber shop named Roman Palace.

I told him they only do Caesar cuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwdavisii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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It has been a while since I was able to go see my barber...

...so I invited him to comb over to my house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What did the smart caveman say when the barber asked why he didn't like his last haircut?

Mullet over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dabber_Danny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I denounce that barbers religion

It's hairesy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Nice pun from the local barber shop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaBooch425
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I had a job as a barber...

but lost my job because of workforce TRIMMING and CUTS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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With the barber shop finally open after many weeks, there was a huge crowd of people jostling for position to get in...

They really need a hair traffic controller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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If a man who cuts men's hair is a barber...

Would a woman who cuts men's hair be a Barbara?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewygum93
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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The poor local barber was just barely squeaking by...

But he made do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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A swarm of bees raided a barber shop

Judging from their noise, they definitely want a buzzcut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOTB03
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Never trust a barber named Nick.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Returning home from the barber, had a true old man moment today. My kid: β€œHey dad, did you just get a hair cut?”

β€œNo son, I got them ALL cut!”

The cycle is complete. I have become my father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mardrom_Bransle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".

That is how I got my MΓΆtley CrΓΌe cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I asked my barber if it was difficult to shave the line thingy on my head

He said "that's the hard part"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ps374
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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How did the barber win the race ?

He knew a short cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."

"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why did the barber win the race?

Because he took a shortcut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My barber wanted we to sign a contract before cutting my hair, but I refused...

I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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A barber near me got arrested for selling drugs.... I've been his customer for years...

I never knew he was a barber...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Necr1s_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeyIsOnReddit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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When the barber asks me if I would like more cut off

Just a hair...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsaacInRealLife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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A local barber in my area was arrested for selling drugs.

It blew my mindβ€”I've been his customer for years and I had no idea he was a barber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/averageteencuber
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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