What’s the most expensive haircut?
Why do you always get so hot waiting for a haircut?
Because you're stuck in a barber queue
I don’t really like my new haircut
The guy at my workplace whose haircut looks like a mushroom got fired today
Where do sheep go for a haircut?
What’s a bee’s favorite haircut?
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Got a haircut today.
Maybe next time I'll get all hairs cut.
What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?
What did the Jewish man tell his barber when he asked how he'd like his haircut?
Just a little off the top
Son: “Dad, did you get a haircut?”
Dad: “No, I got them all cut”
What kind of haircut do bees get?
A buzz cut!
(Credit to my 7yo daughter, who will be a great dad one day)
Every time I get my haircut I get into lengthy arguments with my barber.
The guy can really split hairs
My wife thinks I got a haircut. But I didn’t.
My wife said I should get a haircut.
Me: I'm going to get a haircut
Dad: You'd better get them all cut or else it'll look uneven
Where do sheep get their haircut?
I got a new haircut a week ago
I didn’t like it then, but it is starting to grow on me
I haven’t had a haircut in months, and I normally hate long hair, but I told my wife...
My friend asked me if I had got a haircut
I said no, since I got a bunch of hairs cut
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
This joke actually has two answers:
A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
My dad came home with a new haircut and I said he didn't look like himself...
He responded: "Why are you telling me?"
Did you get a haircut?
I got ‘em all cut.
Yeah that’s what my hair looks like too when I get it cut at the mall.
Since the quarantine started I haven't gotten a haircut. I wish I could just stop it where it's at
I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.
Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.
It was the best barber queue ever!
You know what they say about bad haircuts?
Where does a fisherman get his haircut?
Son: Check it out dad, I got a haircut. Whadaya think?
Dad: Looks to me like you got them all cut.
I finally got a haircut today, after months, because of lockdown
It feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my mind.
You like my haircut, son?
- Yup, your hair looks so good dad.
- Thanks, I didn't like it at first but now it's growing on me.
Where does a sheep go to have his haircut ?
Hey dad did you get a haircut?
No son I got them all cut!
I'm going to get my haircut
Daughter: I'm gettting my haircut today
Dad: Which one?
I didn’t like my new haircut at first
But now it’s growing on me.
My son asked me “ Dad did you get a haircut?”
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Hey, did you get a haircut?
I got a haircut I didn’t like
Where do sheep go for a haircut?
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Son, did you get a haircut?
No dad, I got them all cut.
Hey Dad did you get a haircut?
No son, I got them all cut
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
I got a haircut that I didn’t like at first.
Son: Dad, did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!
Son/Daughter: Hey I got a haircut! What do you think?
Dad: Looks like you got them all cut.
Where do Sheep go to get haircuts?
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