Cosmetics Puns

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

My wife is all ears

...they were asking people to write a couple of their favorite smells on a scrap of paper and put it in a box.

I didn't really have a strong opinion, but I did put my two scents in.

His name was Exfoliant.

I wonder how I’ll make up for this mistake

Nail polish.

Genetic makeup.

I have half a mind to tell em where to go.

It's towels

I was blathering on about eyeshadow to my mother and I said that I know way too much about makeup. She says it certainly seems that way.

Dad: "Don't believe a word she says, she's just making it up."

OH, DAD.

I want to rename an item I use in a video game to something clever. The helmet is a spartan helmet painted gold so anything witty would be nice! Thanks in advance!

I should probably add the item is a helmet and is cosmetic. The character weilds a rocket launcher and is from teamfortress to anyone familiar.

Cosmetic sturgeons

So my grandfather and grandmother just drove to our house from Texas and brought all their necessities for the next few days. As we were unloading their car, my grandma pulls out a bag of cosmetics and medications and joked that it was everything they needed. Instantly, my grandfather said, "Hey, that bag could make you pretty sick."

Damn it, Papa.

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody even raises an eyebrow.

...but say, "botox" and nobody raises an eyebrow.