Michael BublΓ© has released a new toiletries range

Bath De BublΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprucehammer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.

Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yikesomalley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Upscale toiletries

Where do you get fancy toilet paper?

Starbutts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marny81
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Before I left for camp, my mom said she was taking me shopping for toiletries. My dad said, don't be ridiculous...

Toilets don't grow on trees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?

A toiletry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarmonicalMonical
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A woman takes her husband shopping with her.

She insists they stop by at a store to look at all the toiletries. On their way home, the woman stops to go to the bathroom because her stomach feels unsettled. When she returns from the bathroom, she tells her husband that nothing came out.

To that, he replies, β€œYou must really like shampoos.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamayurt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What are the crappiest kind of trees?

Toiletries!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rickshavo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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A joke my dad told at LAX today..

We were going through baggage scanning at LAX and the woman said "Does this bag have your toiletries?" My dad said, "Toilet trees? No those are all in my garden!" She smiled, but didn't laugh. Ugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oceanbox
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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Driving to College with my mom and my dad...

And there's a plastic box in the back with all my shampoo and shit in it clunking around making noise. I tell my mom that it might have been better to put my toiletries in a safer place, to which my dad responds, "well I'm going to grow a whole orchard and sell them to Home Depot. You know, those toilet trees that you have."

Ughhh, I'll be glad once I'm at college

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaptorX7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2014
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Where does toilet paper come from?

Toiletries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denbroc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do they make toilet paper from?

Toiletries!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhetoricalGrapes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Where do toilets come from?

They grow on toiletries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwachob95
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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What do they make toilet paper out of?

Toiletries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delishiousbass
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2015
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