Michael BublΓ© has released a new toiletries range

Bath De BublΓ©

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sprucehammer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.

Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yikesomalley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2020
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Upscale toiletries

Where do you get fancy toilet paper?

Starbutts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/marny81
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2018
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Before I left for camp, my mom said she was taking me shopping for toiletries. My dad said, don't be ridiculous...

Toilets don't grow on trees.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2018
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What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?

A toiletry

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HarmonicalMonical
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2020
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A woman takes her husband shopping with her.

She insists they stop by at a store to look at all the toiletries. On their way home, the woman stops to go to the bathroom because her stomach feels unsettled. When she returns from the bathroom, she tells her husband that nothing came out.

To that, he replies, β€œYou must really like shampoos.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamayurt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2020
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What are the crappiest kind of trees?

Toiletries!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rickshavo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2018
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A joke my dad told at LAX today..

We were going through baggage scanning at LAX and the woman said "Does this bag have your toiletries?" My dad said, "Toilet trees? No those are all in my garden!" She smiled, but didn't laugh. Ugh.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oceanbox
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2014
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Driving to College with my mom and my dad...

And there's a plastic box in the back with all my shampoo and shit in it clunking around making noise. I tell my mom that it might have been better to put my toiletries in a safer place, to which my dad responds, "well I'm going to grow a whole orchard and sell them to Home Depot. You know, those toilet trees that you have."

Ughhh, I'll be glad once I'm at college

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RaptorX7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2014
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Where does toilet paper come from?

Toiletries.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/denbroc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2019
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What do they make toilet paper from?

Toiletries!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RhetoricalGrapes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2019
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Where do toilets come from?

They grow on toiletries

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hwachob95
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2018
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What do they make toilet paper out of?

Toiletries

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/delishiousbass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2015
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