My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did
Daughter: "Quarantine."
Me: . . .
Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."
How warm is a janitors closet?
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How does a chemist come out of the closet?
-"mom, dad, im made of gallium and yttrium"
-"what?"
-"im GaY"
I finally came out of the closet
My 7 y/o told me this one tonight: What did the manager say when he came out of the closet?
My closet has a weird smell to it. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
Next question. How did you get their little legs to spread?
Son: Dad there is a monster coming out of my closet
Dad: Don't worry son, just be supportive.
I can out of the closet to my family.
They were relieved that they finally found me after a week.
What did a man said. When he came out of a closet?
Grandma came out of the closet today.
We were looking for her all day yesterday.
I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long
I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.
Pansexuals shouldn’t come out of the closet
They should come out of the pantry
We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...
"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"
One of the T-shirts in my closet asked the other one : Whats up mate.
The other T-shirt replied : Nothing much. Just hanging out here.
What happens when a closet goes into fighting
They discovered a new Pokemon in a closet.
They are calling it a Pikatchu.
What do you call a teacher that farts in the closet?
I had a business organizing closets...
but my prices were too low and I soon went bankrupt. I had no sense of shelf-worth.
My dumb friend is a closet racist
Closets aren't even a race!
My daughter occasionally raids my wife's closet for clothes to wear
She's like a fashion Mongol
As my wife was cleaning out the closet, she suddenly shouted excitedly, "Can you believe it?! After 10 years and it still fits!"
I laughed, "Babe, it's a scarf!"
A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
What you call a hotdog suit hanging in the closet in October?
Why was the poker player's closet messy?
Because he never wanted to fold
Cleanin’ out my closet of puns.
I just asked my husband, "Did you close the closet?"
He said: "Babe, there's a bunch of clothes in there already!"
Is this a sign? Should I get a pregnancy test??
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