"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing." I said to my wife.

She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why doesn’t Santa wear any underwear?

...because he’s Saint Knicker-less!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkfish-online
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why dont witches dont wear underwear?

For better grip on the broomstick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheeki99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I was buying the wife some underwear, I asked the shop assistant;

β€œAre these knickers satin?" "No” she said, β€œThey’re brand new...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I had a standoff with my underwear

It was a brief moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yzakwann
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Which kind of snakes share underwear?

Cobra

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What kind of boat only hauls women's underwear?

A pantiliner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Today I saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which could mean just one thing.

It’s laundry day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What kind of underwear do vegetables wear?

Planties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What kind of underwear do meteorologists wear?

Kelvin Klein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manou_Sauce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What type of underwear does a yard wear?

Lawngerie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlissedIgnorance
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Why should you never buy Russian Underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squixo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I stole a lawyer’s underwear right before court.

There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMadeItGuys
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do my underwear and Snapchat have in common?

Streaks ✌️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LouisCKY
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Did you hear the story of the missing thong underwear?

It’s a whale of a tale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkinniJimmi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What Do You Call a Lawyer’s Underwear?

Legal briefs

I can’t take credit for this joke; I got it from Frasier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGeekman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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A man on the side of the highway is running around in his underwear...

A car pulls over and the man stops to see why.

β€œWhy are you in your underwear?” The person in the car asks

β€œWell, you are too, you just have clothes on over them.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RN_FADED
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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A pair of underwear walked into the bar, ordered a drink, and began to tell the bartender a story. He went on and on and on.

The bartender interrupted him and said, "Hey can you make this brief?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ht_86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What type of underwear do lawyers wear to court?

Legal briefs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMadeItGuys
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Did you hear William Shatner was starting his own underwear line?

But β€œShatner Panties” was not a good business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I shot a bear in my underwear this morning.

What he was doing in my underwear, I'll never know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blechniven
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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There has been some good news today as a plus-size clairvoyant announces they are releasing a charity calendar, with pictures of them in their underwear.

Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megamouth2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My girlfriend keeps hiding underwear

It's Victoria's Secret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsSuperRob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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For a second, I couldn’t decide what underwear to buy.

It was a moment of brief indecision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybejaeby
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Where do they make women’s underwear?

Nickerauga

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OvenBakedRuffles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I just caught a glimpse of my wife wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing.

Today is laundry day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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My friend did not believe in the existence of underwear for apes.

I told her to looked them up and showed her on the internet .

I said "Ha!... Chimp pants, see?".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I put on the wrong underwear today.

It was a slip-up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I created a Coronavirus facemask out of underwear

It worked briefly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Don’t go to Chernobyl without wearing two pairs of underwear.

Or else, Chernobyl Fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_SquidYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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I was doing the vaccuming in the underwear the other day and I thought to myself

how do my balls get this dusty?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samharmes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I tried to help my wife with laundry by putting her underwear away.

But she got her panties in a bunch over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Every time I get turned on a dvd appears in my underwear

Turns out I have erectile disc function

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hgliluetlardb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What do you call a bounty Hunter that doesn't wear underwear?

The Commandolorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junkyarms
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What do you call an artist’s underwear?

Paint-ies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimBobBoBubba
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I met a gangster the other day who pulls up people's underwear...

It was Wedgie Cray

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why did the CEO of the underwear company cut the introductions short?

He wanted to keep things brief.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnTheEdje
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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A guy walks into a doctor office wearing nothing but underwear made of clear plastic wrap. The doctor takes one look at him and says...

"Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvocadoHammer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Her: what took you long? Me: you dont say. I just had a chat with our son bout how he should be wearing a proper underwear instead of diapers,

It was just a brief discussion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aplikante011
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I think we can all come up with a better name for underwear.

Butt hat’s none of my business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I got new underwear today

Guess you can call it unsharted territory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApXv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Why can't you wear Russian underwear?

CherNOByl fallout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.

It’s laundry day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.

It’s laundry day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.

It’s laundry day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Underwear?

Under there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trumpian_Era
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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