What do you call a man with no vacuum cleaner and itchy underwear ?
Novak Djokovic
(This is my fiancé’s favourite joke he wanted me to share with all of you because he thinks it will make me ‘Reddit famous’)
😂😅
What do you call a mortician that steals dead people’s underwear?
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. Cashier asked " How long would you like them"
From march to September said the man
I always bring an extra pair of underwear when I go golfing
Just incase I get a hole in one.
"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing." I said to my wife.
She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."
When I get home I'm ripping off my wife's underwear...
.... my God they're cutting into my waist!
The teen was mortified when his mom brought up his underwear at dinner
It was a brief conversation
What do you call a bounty hunter with no underwear?
The trick to making successful puns is wearing fancy underwear.
That's my victorious secret.
What do you call frozen underwear?
William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
I went on a tour of an underwear factory once.
It wasn't very long so my time there was brief.
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because their pecker's on their face.
The name for the drawer where I keep my underwear?
What's a lawyer's favorite kind of underwear?
Briefs, but sports writers love boxers, and special forces soldiers go commando.
When I get home my wife's underwear is coming straight off...
They're cutting right into my hips.
Why doesn’t Santa wear any underwear?
...because he’s Saint Knicker-less!
Where’s the best place to keep your underwear?
I was buying the wife some underwear, I asked the shop assistant;
“Are these knickers satin?"
"No” she said, “They’re brand new...”
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Today I saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which could mean just one thing.
What kind of boat only hauls women's underwear?
Which kind of snakes share underwear?
I had a standoff with my underwear
What type of underwear does a yard wear?
I stole a lawyer’s underwear right before court.
There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs.
What kind of underwear do vegetables wear?
What kind of underwear do meteorologists wear?
What Do You Call a Lawyer’s Underwear?
Legal briefs
I can’t take credit for this joke; I got it from Frasier.
Did you hear William Shatner was starting his own underwear line?
But “Shatner Panties” was not a good business.
What do my underwear and Snapchat have in common?
A pair of underwear walked into the bar, ordered a drink, and began to tell the bartender a story. He went on and on and on.
The bartender interrupted him and said, "Hey can you make this brief?"
Did you hear the story of the missing thong underwear?
For a second, I couldn’t decide what underwear to buy.
It was a moment of brief indecision.
I shot a bear in my underwear this morning.
What he was doing in my underwear, I'll never know
My girlfriend keeps hiding underwear
There has been some good news today as a plus-size clairvoyant announces they are releasing a charity calendar, with pictures of them in their underwear.
Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.
Don’t go to Chernobyl without wearing two pairs of underwear.
Or else, Chernobyl Fallout.
My friend did not believe in the existence of underwear for apes.
I told her to looked them up and showed her on the internet .
I said "Ha!... Chimp pants, see?".
I created a Coronavirus facemask out of underwear
I put on the wrong underwear today.
I was doing the vaccuming in the underwear the other day and I thought to myself
how do my balls get this dusty?
I tried to help my wife with laundry by putting her underwear away.
But she got her panties in a bunch over it.
I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.
I just caught a glimpse of my wife wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing.
What type of underwear do lawyers wear to court?
I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.
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