Did you hear the story of the missing thong underwear?

It’s a whale of a tale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkinniJimmi
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Do old women wear panties or thongs?

Depends

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What do you stuff into a Latina stripper's thong?

Juans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dovahjerk
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I've invented a sandal for one legged people...

It was a flop.

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Hope he doesn't find me

There are different meanings of thongs in English. For some it's a sandal Others it's an underwear But for Mike Tyson it's music to his ears

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What inspired Bach to compose β€œAir on the G String”?

When his wife farted in her thong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
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What do you call a strip club where everything is upside down?

Stranger Thongs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
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I quit using autocorrect.

It's changed every thong

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Are underpants with a 3.14 mm wide crotch fabric called

pi-thongs?

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What do you call a pair of undies that was lost in the mail?

A late bloomer.

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What does a snake wear to the beach?

A py-thong

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My girlfriend was complaining that her underwear kept giving her a wedgie

I told her "I guess that thong isn't really fun-to-wear then." Commence that eye roll and head shake.

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A three-reader face-palmer of a dadjoke

An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

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Radio dad joke.

Listening to Triple J (Australian music radio station) and witnessed this dad joke (probably not the exact words):

When you wear bacon thongs, you get rashers.

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