Thong Puns

It’s a whale of a tale.

Depends

Juans

It was a flop.

Stranger Thongs

It's changed every thong

pi-thongs?

A late bloomer.

A thong of ice and fire.

A py-thong

I told her "I guess that thong isn't really fun-to-wear then." Commence that eye roll and head shake.

An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

Listening to Triple J (Australian music radio station) and witnessed this dad joke (probably not the exact words):

When you wear bacon thongs, you get rashers.