Genitals Puns

A list of puns related to "Genitals"

what do genitals wear when they’re cold?

vesticles!!

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👤︎ u/okkb00mer
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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What do you call a plant that had its genitals swapped?

a transplant

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👤︎ u/PoisonousP
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

People are always trying to cover them up.

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👤︎ u/MrLittleBearClaw
📅︎ May 24 2020
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I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. “That’s easy”, he replied...

Dick Van Dyke

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👤︎ u/thrillho333
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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What do male genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

They’re bollocks.

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👤︎ u/Lowlands62
📅︎ May 25 2020
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There's a vas deferens between the male and female genitals.
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👤︎ u/icy_juggler
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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What do you call a potato who’s a tyrant because of his small genitals?

A tiny dick-tator.

(I'm a new father, gearing up for future embarrassment)

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👤︎ u/YarnSpinner
📅︎ May 17 2014
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

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👤︎ u/PrimeAndGlory
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Ouch
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👤︎ u/10Ticklesproduction
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree.

I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.

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👤︎ u/UriahPeabody
📅︎ May 08 2019
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I just found out my girlfriend gave me an STD

I’m gonorrhea-valuate our relationship

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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(Dysentery) [insert title]
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👤︎ u/ScootTooot
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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What's different between men's legs and women's legs?

Genitals

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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Drone Bees

A male drone bee ejaculates with such force it causes his genitals to explode, resulting in his death.

One such bee, upon learning of this, took a vow of celibacy and swore off sex forever.

When news reached the queen she scoffed and said "How very unbecoming of him."

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👤︎ u/necromundus
📅︎ Jan 20 2018
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There should be a Network Television show to inform teens about the dangers of unprotected sex.

They can call it "Genital Hospital".

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jul 24 2017
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About my newborn son

Wife: he's got my ears

Me: he's got my genitals

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👤︎ u/meneermeyer
📅︎ Jun 18 2015
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How do nudists clean their glasses?

Very genitally

(Saw this on r/showerthoughts and figured it should be here)

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👤︎ u/BrokenGlass96
📅︎ Oct 16 2016
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Dadjoked a patient at the hospital today

She said, "Be careful, I just had a catheter put in."

"Yes ma'am, I'll be genital."

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👤︎ u/fancy-ketchup
📅︎ Aug 12 2014
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