Ovum Puns

A list of puns related to "Ovum"

Why does an ovum-dealing hymentoptera make things faster?

Because it's an egg-seller ant

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👤︎ u/_ze_
📅︎ May 24 2020
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Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they crack each other up!

(I’m ‘yolking’ 😂😂😂)

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👤︎ u/bigpapastu
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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True story: eggcellent yokes

My son and I love good egg pun Dad jokes. We got it going the other day and my wife rolled her eyes. He asked her, "which joke didn't you like?"

She replied "all ovum"

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👤︎ u/erleichda70-
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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I had a boiled egg for breakfast, and then had a fantastic day.

I think it was a good ovum.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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