A gambler visited rain forests every day and ended up getting penile cancer

I guess he was hitting the wrong sloths

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hadios10
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Did you hear the scandal about Elon Musk's penile extension surgery?

They're calling it ElonGate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OatsNraisin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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You shouldn't get a penile piercing...

It hurts like the dickends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8PhantomProphet8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What is another word for a urologist?

An erectrictian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeGuyInJeans
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I'm getting my newborn son circumcised and the pediatrician said it was going to cost $167.

I told them "I hope that includes the tip."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineeringguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Discussing the fallic household with my mother and father.

My mother has given birth to 5 boys, no girls, of which I am the oldest. Sitting at dinner after two of my younger brothers duked out, my mother begins...

"There are too many penises in this house!"

Dad replied, "Oh, you're just jealous."

"No, I'm not. I much prefer my boobs."

"Sounds like you're in denial."

I chimed in, "Don't you mean penile?"

I was rewarded with a hearty chuckle from my father and a roll of the eyes from my mother. The signs of a good days work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotYourLocalCop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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