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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudkipfan
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What happened to the jewish childs foreskin?

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All Jews had their foreskins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Entity42og
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Jew’s foreskin be like

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WubBeats
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I know a kid who was born without eyelids. His parents decided to have him circumcised and used his foreskin as a skin graft for his eyelids. The surgery went really well....

.... although afterwards he was a bit cockeyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceberg
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Circumcised people get their foreskin....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harsHIT_bHARDwaj
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There was a kid born at our local hospital with no eyelids. The doctors told the parents they was hope, an experimental surgery where they would use the foreskin from hits circumcision to replace his lids. It was a dangerous surgery but everything turned out ok.

He was just a little cock-eyed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Did you hear about the baby that was just born without eyelids? The made him some with his foreskin after the circumcision

They did a great job, except hes now a bit cockeyed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fedloveguns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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My friend worked at the zoo to circumcise elephants, the pay was bad but...

The tips were huge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoreTITS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Challenge: No Nut November Accomplished

New Foreskin Unlocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
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People say circumcision doesn't hurt, but i disagree.

i was circumcised when i was born and i couldn't walk for almost a year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HungryPizzax
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Poor child.

A child was born in Europe with no eyelids. They used his foreskin from the circumcision to create new eyelids for him. Everything turned out great, he's just a little cockeyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleancut71
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People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree.

I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
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I used to know a guy who did circumcision [NSFW]

The money wasn't great, but he got to keep the tips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marajyub
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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[NSFWish] Did you hear about the new eyelid replacement surgery for burn victims?

They use foreskin to replace them. Only side-effect is coming out a little cockeyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
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A guy was born without eyelids

They decided to replace it with some of his foreskin, it all went well but the surgery was a little cockeyed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotoWolffsDesk
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I'm getting my newborn son circumcised and the pediatrician said it was going to cost $167.

I told them "I hope that includes the tip."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineeringguy
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Did you see that story about the boy born with no eyelids?

The Doctors are doing some amazing work, they are going to fabricate new eyelids from the boys' foreskin, it's said the boy will be totally fine but a little cockeyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GIDAMIEN
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You hear about the guy who got his eye lid ripped off?

Luckily they were able to replace it using his foreskin. Only problem was he ended up a little cockeyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayC137
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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Need help finding a skin related team name.

Hi my school is having a competition related to skin. My teammates and I are looking for a clever skin related term. Reddit's the holy grail of puns so I figured I could find something here. It dirty or clean it doesn't matter there are no rules. EDIT: We had the competition today, and as I replied down lower my team wanted the name, "Myoclonic Jerks." Wasn't skin related, but they liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShonkaMan
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Birth defects with a side of uncle humour.

So, I'm not 100% this belongs here. Feel free to rip me a new one in the comments.

I work overnights at a hotel. Last night I had a drunk guy walk up to the desk. He looks at me and goes "No eyelids man. My nephew was born today and he doesn't have any eyelids."

I'm pretty used to drunk people coming up to the desk and talking at me, but this caught my attention. I tell the guy its not the worst thing in the world and I'm sure they will be able to fix it, its better than being born blind, etc.

The guy looks up at me and says, "Yeah, they're gonna use his foreskin to fix it....My nephew is gonna be cockeyed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sternlip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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The greatest prank call I ever pulled off

I was an ER tech in a fairly busy inner city hospital for a few years. On one unusually slow night, around 3am, I called up to labor and delivery from an outside line. The conversation went like this:

"Labor and Delivery Nancy speaking"

"Hi I have an unusual problem and I am hoping you can help me."

"OK what can I do for you?"

"Well a couple weeks ago my wife and I had a baby boy who was born with an extremely rare condition. You see, he was born without eyelids."

"Oh my goodness!"

"Yes. Well at your hospital there they tried a new experimental treatment. They used the foreskin from his circumcision to create eyelids for him. Have you heard about this procedure?"

"OH MY GOD! No! I haven't!"

"Well everything was going great and he seemed to be healing well but when he woke up this morning, he looked a little cockeyed..."

"..........."

"COCKEYED!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurnTheTVOff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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Did you hear about the boy that was born without eyelids?

They used his foreskin to correct the problem and now hes cock eyed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josephthebear
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Co-worker got me today

So my co-worker comes up to me & asks if I'd heard about the baby born with no eyelids. I responded no, & had no idea where he was going with this (he's told stories like this before & seems to just mess around with people). He tells me 'yeah, the doctor decided to fix it, so they took the skin from the foreskin of his penis.' Okay... really random story or I was just clueless. 'But there was a problem with the procedure, and the baby ended up coming out of the surgery cock-eyed.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharpfangs11
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When leaving somewhere...

"And we're off like a jewish foreskin!"

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