Urethra Puns

There's a vas deferens between them

There is a vas deferens between them.

That would really be a dick move.

There's a vas deferens.

If not, well then I guess urine danger.

Urethra Franklin

"URETHRA!"

Urine Trouble

I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.

Urine my way.

Seems like a vas improvement so far.

The urologist told me that I need to use an athletic supporter for 3 to 7 days following the procedure but he also said not to ejaculate for at least a week so what exactly am I supposed to do with this cheerleader in my basement?

Speaking of birth control, what's the difference between permanent female sterilization and a Russian bakery? Well, one's a tubal ligation, the other's a Ruble pie station.

My greatest regret in all this is that I can no longer dress up for Halloween as a pirate and carrying around a sign that says, "Ask me what I use to convey sperm from my testicle to my urethra," for the sake of replying, "A vas, matey!"

Look, these are hard to come up with and my nads are sore. Give me something to make the wife groan that sexy, "why did I marry you" groan that we all love.

Urethra!!!

There's a Vas Deferens between you and I.