Don't get confused between the testes and the urethra

There's a vas deferens between them

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What did the Testicle say to the Urethra ?

There's a Vas Deferens between you and I.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Majin_Dew
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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The testes and the urethra are not even vaguely similar.

There is a vas deferens between them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pedantichrist
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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Never mess with another man's urethra.

That would really be a dick move.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/neverwastetheday
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What's the difference between a prostate and a garden hose?

There's a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tarthbane
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Have you heard about the new pissing pandemic and its safety procedures ?

If not, well then I guess urine danger.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vinnlo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call a black lady that installs and changes catheters?

Urethra Franklin

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lonelynumber72
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Archimedes was sat around thinking of names for the fluid expulsion tube in the human body. Suddenly, he knew the perfect name, stood up, and shouted-

"URETHRA!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wolfyfancylads
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine Trouble

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChingChongMan123
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06 2018
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I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel...

I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Level_32_Mage
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What did the bladder say to the kidney stone?

Urine my way.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/UniversalHeatDeath
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Got a vasectomy earlier this week. Can't masturbate for a while so I have lots of free time for dad jokes.

Seems like a vas improvement so far.

The urologist told me that I need to use an athletic supporter for 3 to 7 days following the procedure but he also said not to ejaculate for at least a week so what exactly am I supposed to do with this cheerleader in my basement?

Speaking of birth control, what's the difference between permanent female sterilization and a Russian bakery? Well, one's a tubal ligation, the other's a Ruble pie station.

My greatest regret in all this is that I can no longer dress up for Halloween as a pirate and carrying around a sign that says, "Ask me what I use to convey sperm from my testicle to my urethra," for the sake of replying, "A vas, matey!"

Look, these are hard to come up with and my nads are sore. Give me something to make the wife groan that sexy, "why did I marry you" groan that we all love.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/neverthesame2x
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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What did the man say when he finally past his kidney stone?

Urethra!!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/frankenchokie666
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