A list of puns related to "Prostate"
It’s a pain in the ass
Turns out I'm an anarchist!
The doctor is checking him out when he finds a roll of $100 bills stuffed up his ass. He pulls out the money and counts it.
“You’re not gonna believe this, but I just found $1900 shoved up your ass!”
The man says, “Well that makes sense. That’s why I haven’t been feeling too grand.”
There's a vas deferens.
After about half an hour the doctor says..."You won't believe this, but i just pulled $1999 out of your bottom"
The man turns around and says "Yeah, I wasn't feeling 2 grand"
But now the proctologist told me everything's been rectified.
You know urine trouble.
No, there’s a vas deferens between them.
I'm never going back to that dentist again!
Urine trouble
*Apologies for the early '?'
I said... “Wow, that’s a meaty urologist!” 😎🤓
I was surprised that everyone was wearing patriotic gear there instead.
But he couldn't quite put his finger on it.
They're both stick-ups.
My doctor has a lot of explaining to do.
They have completely different functionality.
....but there's a vas deferens between them.
Testiemonial
NSFW. Trigger warning. Some may find it in poor taste.
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