The Semi-truck’s digestive system
would that give you a colon oz copy?
Now I have a semi-colon
It just wanted a little comma-raderie.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
He was given two consecutive sentences.
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)
Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...
They both have a good time.
"Jane ate her friend's colon."
As long. as it doesn't. give. you irregular. periods.
They call him the ascending colon.
I am just worried about becoming a semi colon
I call it my semicolon
My friend's dad saw me at church by myself and goes "since you're here without your family, does that make you a semicolon?"
Dad responded, "when they are done she'll have a semi-colon!"
It was a while ago, so I forget the exact circumstances, but I remember walking in the hospital room where my dad was just after he had surgery done on his colon. Lying there, still heavily sedated, he laughed a little and said:
"I feel bad for my doctor. He works with real assholes."
Dad Question: Do you know why I have so many polyps? Dad Response: Crappy Genetics, get it?!