A list of puns related to "Semicolon"
It got 2 back to back sentences.
They both had a great time.
He was given two consecutive sentences.
Cause he took a shift.
It just wanted a little comma-raderie.
A comma comma comma chameleon.
They got semicolon cancer.
Thankfully it’s just semicolon cancer
Turns out he only had a semicolon.
He was left with only a semicolon.
Now it's just a semicolon.
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
Try using a comma, some times.
It had a swollen semicolon
I call it my semicolon
Uncle asked me if I would still have my table of contents and index.
My friend's dad saw me at church by myself and goes "since you're here without your family, does that make you a semicolon?"
My parents and I were eating dinner and talking about how Joan Rivers died after being put under anesthesia for a procedure that could have been forgone. My mom, a doctor, compared it to a colonoscopy in the sense that it is a routine procedure you get put under anesthesia for but you don't expect to die from.
Dad: Can't they perform colonoscopies now by having the patient swallow a pill with a camera?
Mom/Dr: They can but they won't be able to see the whole colon.
Dad: So, semicolon?
It received two consecutive sentences.
Both of them had a great time.
They both have a great time.
Both of them had a great time.
It was given two consecutive sentences!
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