It's a Page-turner...
A noun that has lost its amateur status
My favorite noun is amateur.
This, that, and the other
Because I identify as a chocolate bar.
He looked bewildered and replied, "Who, me?"
you have a problem with me.
Well son, it is a noun so good at what it does that others pay it to be in the sentence.
I was testing my daughter over dinner tonight..
What is an Adjective? I asked.
Daughter: it describes something.
What is a noun?
Daughter: A person, place, or thing.
What is a pronoun?
Daughter:.... I don't remember...
Me: "It's a person, place, or thing that does that for a living."
My wife actually laughed out loud at this one! first time she's ever laughed at a dad joke! Once I explained it my daughter just groaned in agony. I'm so proud... of myself!
It is, after all, the royal wee.