What do you call a plant that had its genitals swapped?

a transplant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoisonousP
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What do genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

People are always trying to cover them up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLittleBearClaw
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrimeAndGlory
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I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. β€œThat’s easy”, he replied...

Dick Van Dyke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrillho333
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Ouch
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What do male genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

They’re bollocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lowlands62
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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There's a vas deferens between the male and female genitals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/icy_juggler
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People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree.

I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
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I just found out my girlfriend gave me an STD

I’m gonorrhea-valuate our relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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(Dysentery) [insert title]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScootTooot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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'Semi-erect' OAP caught shampooing his genitals on a bus claims he's 'no hardened criminal' bedfordshire-news.co.uk/N…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stretch_Aye
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What do you call a potato who’s a tyrant because of his small genitals?

A tiny dick-tator.

(I'm a new father, gearing up for future embarrassment)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YarnSpinner
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2014
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What's different between men's legs and women's legs?

Genitals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Drone Bees

A male drone bee ejaculates with such force it causes his genitals to explode, resulting in his death.

One such bee, upon learning of this, took a vow of celibacy and swore off sex forever.

When news reached the queen she scoffed and said "How very unbecoming of him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/necromundus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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There should be a Network Television show to inform teens about the dangers of unprotected sex.

They can call it "Genital Hospital".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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About my newborn son

Wife: he's got my ears

Me: he's got my genitals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meneermeyer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2015
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How do nudists clean their glasses?

Very genitally

(Saw this on r/showerthoughts and figured it should be here)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrokenGlass96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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Dadjoked a patient at the hospital today

She said, "Be careful, I just had a catheter put in."

"Yes ma'am, I'll be genital."

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