It's no wonder women love chocolate so much. Their pronouns give it away.

Her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Humeon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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maybe i'm not pronoun-cing it right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i3rookeh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Did you hear Elliott Page wrote a book about him changing his pronoun?

It's a Page-turner...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Babbadooka
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What is a pronoun?

A noun that has lost its amateur status

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Daddy_DD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What is a pronoun?

Yes, it can also be an adverb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What is Pennywise the Clown's preferred pronoun?

It.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imzeesh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Let me tell you a little about myself.

It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Dad, what's a pronoun?

Well son, it is a noun so good at what it does that others pay it to be in the sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ETwasMyFriend
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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β€ͺIn addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.

It is, after all, the royal wee.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElLordHighBueno
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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What is a pronoun?

I was testing my daughter over dinner tonight..

What is an Adjective? I asked.

Daughter: it describes something.

What is a noun?

Daughter: A person, place, or thing.

What is a pronoun?

Daughter:.... I don't remember...

Me: "It's a person, place, or thing that does that for a living."

My wife actually laughed out loud at this one! first time she's ever laughed at a dad joke! Once I explained it my daughter just groaned in agony. I'm so proud... of myself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucky5150
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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What is it, Dad?

It is a pronoun used to reference an object or thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kavien
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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Why does the communist like the Laws of reflection? Because I=R

Because I = Our, get it? (I am aware of the pronoun change, this is a joke mate)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OD1_ByHL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Is it just me...

...or are there other personal pronouns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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This isn't a dad joke.

But it can be an adjective, definite article, pronoun, or adverb depending on how it's used.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Dad joked a 3 year old, got Dad joked back.

It's Dinner time-

3y.o.: "Papa you spoon." ( which translates to - please feed me).

Me: "You spoon, I'm busy forking."

3y.o.: "Papa, fork yourself."

edit- Thank you for all the love. Forgot to mention the 3y.o. in question is a she.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F0dd3r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2014
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Cop: Explain yourself!

Me: it's a pronoun...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I apparently made some sort of sighing noise

My wife asked me, "what is it?"

I said, "it's a third person genderless personal pronoun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KungFooShus
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Let me begin by telling you a little bit about myself..

It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tr8orst8x3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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